Avocats de l'amour

Moving On

2009-07-30T05:40:00.001+08:00

I moved my blog here! http://quelmondemerveilleux.blogspot.com/

So, goodbye.

Picture Of The Day

2009-04-04T18:58:00.001+08:00

Counter pick up line

2009-02-28T00:21:00.000+08:00

Should it be called drop line?

HE: Can I buy you a drink?

SHE : Actually I'd rather have the money.

HE : I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.

SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.

HE: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?

SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.

HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?

SHE : I must've been given your share.

HE: Will you go out with me this Saturday?

SHE : Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.

HE: Your face must turn a few heads.

SHE : And your face must turn a few stomachs.

HE: Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out.

SHE: Okay, get out.

HE: I think I could make you very happy.

SHE : Why? Are you leaving?

HE : What would you say if I asked you to marry me?

SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.

HE: Can I have your name?

SHE : Why? Don't you already have one?

HE: Shall we go see a movie?

SHE : I've already seen it.

HE: Where have you been all my life?

SHE : Hiding from you.

HE: Haven't I seen you some place before?

SHE: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.

HE: Is this seat empty?

SHE : Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

HE: So, what do you do for a living?

SHE : I'm a female impersonator.

HE: Hey baby, what's your sign?

SHE : Do not enter.

HE: Your body is like a temple.

SHE: Sorry, there are no services today.

HE: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.

SHE : If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Multiple personalities (disorder?).

2008-12-30T02:42:00.008+08:00

Hiya there,

And so my first semester results are out today.
It wasn't bad, I guess, but I am somehow not satisfied.
I guess I am more kiasu than I care to admit then. hahahah.
I shall be thankful that my scholarship is safe... lalalaa.

and so, rather than contemplating about un-alterable results,
I'd look for something more fun and less productive to do (cos my holiday is sooo busy)
I stumbled upon this buddytv.com, which gives out tv personality test.
normally, I'd stay away from this, but I got nothing better to do today, so why not?

I completely understand if u want to press Alt + F4 right now
(fyi, I really pressed that two stupid buttons the first time I wrote this, haiz)

So, here are the results from those shows that I watched.

From Veronica Mars, Twilight, Star Wars, X Men, Prison Break, Lord Of The Rings, High School Musical, Heroes and F.R.I.E.N.D.S

Funny, I've never really liked Wallace Fennel, I thought he is too darn naive to be main character's sidekick. At least I thought Alice was cute in the movie, and I don't really mind getting her precog ability..

One of the Jedis, not bad, though I prefer Anakin. Luke seems much more outdated (maybe because they filmed it in the 80s then). Next, here is my favorite form of elemental ability! then again, it is as useless as walking refridgerator...

I always thought T-Bag's manipulative ability was one to emulate, but I don't mind getting second opinion on ruthless and cunning part. I'm sure I don't have Southern accent, too. uh oh, Legolas? there may be a glitch or so in the website, but I wanted to learn archery for a short period of time after LOTR.

And here I thought I'll get a Ryan. Troy has a darn high voice and (supposedly) good at basketball, nothing close to me, but I won't complain. Hirooo! though I really hate him in season 2, he's not badd, especially during Charlie period, and I like the description there :D

I love the phrase in the first sentence after the comma :D hahah kidding. but hey, he's the only guy who hooked up with all the GG main chars (except the mother, of course), and somehow I liked his tortured style better than lonely boy's. As for Rachel Greene, this may be the explanation of why I don't mind going around shopping (right jebay?). LOL.

So sorry to put on this much crap, but it's fun in a way
You can try out for yourself on buddytv.com

Conclusion: I watch TOO much TV Shows.....

until next time.

Reciprocity of liking.

2008-11-29T02:47:00.005+08:00

Hi there,

it's been like 4 weeks after my last post.
it's not that i have nothing to write, the mood just isn't there.
i remember post-a level time when i was updating this blog like everyday.

So yeah, I'm stuck here until 6 dec, thanks to choir camp,
which, after looking at the schedule, looks more like glorified practice week.
With occasional games and meals, i guess. I shall not complain.
It's just that I don't feel as energetic. let's just see.

Meanwhile, for those people that are already back,

Happy holidays :)

though I have no idea what I am gonna do for the hols.
Let's just meet up and do sth, despite all traffic and "convenience" in Jakarta.

Oh, I accidentally found out something interesting recently.
not to say totally unexpected, but it still came as pleasant surprise.
if it is true, superb! one of seldom cases of my empathic happiness :)

and as always. it's after exam period.
reminds me of this theory:

rate of couples getting together is considerably more before/during exam period, and
rate of those breaking up is significantly more after the results are released.

I have no idea how true is that, but somehow I feel these lovey-dovey stuff happen around/after exam period. for example, like now, maybe i can guess of a few example, too bad this is a public blog :D hahah.

one more thing,
I'm having my room for myself for a week starting tomorrow.
how good is having single room in sg? lol.

My head is just full of scenarios and what-and-whys now.
p.s: try clicking the link at the end.

but why?
because I love you
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJRkAlRDuJI

incarcerated by hope

2008-11-14T07:19:00.006+08:00

i stumbled upon this website, Tiny Mix Tapes which I found very interesting. In the website, there is something called Automatic Mix Tapes Generator. You can write down anything, a phrase, quotation, question, etc under Mix Tape Request and the Generator will create a tracklisting of a mix tape out of it.

There is one of the mix tapes created that really captured me:

Songs that say "fuck you, I’ll be a starving artist even if it means living in my friend’s basement for the rest of my life."
Requested by: lynne
Compiled by: Mindy

I know how you feel, Lynne. Here are some songs for feeling pissed off, just plain awesome, and never giving up!

01. The Thermals - "No Culture Icons" (More Parts Per Million)
02. Guided by Voices - "Watch Me Jumpstart" (Human Amusement at Hourly Rates)
03. Belle & Sebastian - "Lazy Line Painter Jane" (Push Barman to Open Old Wounds Disc 1)
04. Dressy Bessy - "Extra-Ordinary" (Pink Hearts Yellow Moons)
05. The Magnetic Fields - "Famous" (Get Lost)
06. of Montreal - "Art Snob Solutions" (Sunlandic Twins Bonus EP)
07. YACHT - "Drawing in The Dark" (I Believe in You. Your Magic is Real.)
08. Jesus & Mary Chain - "Never Understand" (Psychocandy)
09. Ariel Pink’s Haunted Graffiti - "Haunted Graffiti" (The Doldrums)
10. Yoko Ono - "I Felt Like Smashing My Face in a Clear Glass WIndow" (Approximately Infinite Universe)
11. Architecture in Helsinki - "Tiny Paintings" (In Case We Die)
12. Broadcast - "Colour Me In" (Haha Sound)
13. Matthew Friedberger - "Theme From Never Going Home Again" (Winter Women)
14. Destroyer - "Painter in Your Pocket" (Destroyer’s Rubies)
15. Adrian Orange & Her Band - "The Real Wild World" (Bitches is Lord)
16. Nina Simone - "Ain’t Got No... I’ve Got Life" (Live at Harlem Festival NYC 1969)
17. Final Fantasy - "That’s When the Audience Died" (Has a Good Home!)
18. Casiotone For the Painfully Alone - "Bobby Malone Moves Home" (Etiquette)
19. Antony & the Johnsons - "Just One Star" (Hope There’s Someone EP)

how awesome.

Long time ago, making a mixtape was hard work. You must have those big tape deck with 2 cassette players, rewind/fast forward to find the song you want, and record the songs one by one. To give your girlfriend a mixtape back then was something. With computers, now it's just drag-and-drop. The art is lost by means of technological advancement. However, the feeling is still around. Every single mixtape is special because you cannot find that in stores and unlike everything else in the world, it is not mass produced in China. A mixtape is personal, and your mixtape is you.

Currently I'm too busy to make a mixtape for myself, but once this is all over and I have the time, the mixtape will be titled "Songs you listen to when you lie down on your bed, only with a pile of good books and all the time in the world"

song of the day: Nina Simone - Ain't Got No... I've Got Life

serious_loe_jon
now i'm being killed will be redundant
the martyrdom of Saint Me

i love you but you're green

2008-11-07T03:59:00.004+08:00

pw is done.

i need a good reason to get up from bed.

sloth

song of the day: The Strokes - Between Love and Hate

serius_loe_jon
an instant poem in a cup
just add water

Beyond the distant star.

2008-11-02T23:58:00.006+08:00

flower of anemone:

my deepest condolences.

I know you'll be strong, as you always are.
we'll be there, too.

p.s: flower language for anemone means "undying love".

a breath away's not far
to where you are

babe

2008-10-18T07:09:00.002+08:00

points learnt from Promo exam:

1-hubris

the oldest tragedy in the book. an essential factor of any literary masterpiece, from classic Greek to Shakepearean plays to James Bond's villains. the world is not laughing with you, the world is laughing at you now. laugh laugh hahahahaha.

2-God exists

and He hates hypocrites. I got better on my essay than my long argument for KI, even though i believe that my long argument has less language mistakes and better flow in it. My long argument was against "scientific" creationism, and I blasted it to pieces. Richard Dawkins would be proud. and yet I still prayed to God to give me good result.

Sorry, God.

ok, promo done, reflection done, so now is DISCO TIME!!

songs of the day:

Wild Cherry - Play the Funky Music

Bob Sinclair - Rock This Party

Tom Jones - Sexbomb

La Bamba - Los Lobos

seriusloejon

Se necesita una poca de gracia
Una poca de gracia para mi para ti

Gravity.

2008-10-13T14:36:00.001+08:00

Ever heard of Gravity?
.
.
no, not that Earth thing,
it is defined as "Force of attaction between two bodies"
so can any couple say they have gravity between them?

maybe gravity can be an excuse for person who come up with this line:

"hey, I'm attracted to you, I can't help it",

and was met with rejection.

even more interesting is its characteristic,
"Gravity is inversely related to the square of the distance between two bodies"
is that why long-distance relationships seldom work? :D

however there is one part that bothers me,
"Gravity is proportional to the masses of two bodies"
or is it, in fact, the ultimate truth? ahahah.

let your soul take you where you long to be
only then can you belong to me

Symphony of wind.

2008-10-12T14:51:00.004+08:00

I'm struck by this post-working syndrome.
But since I have no routine work, I'll just call it post-ICN syndrome.

Ever feel that way?
At one time you are wishing for more than 24 hours a day and more than 7 days in a week.
because simply you got too much thing to do, and so little time.
But when that period is over, you just simply have too much time, and so little things to do.
but hey, it may not be true, that is just how you feel.. at least I did.

and that happened last week,
no mood for neither lecture nor tutorials. I shouldn't have bothered coming. hahah.

that was last week,
at least I'm getting them back now, I think.

Okay, guess what I did on Saturday?
indochoir outing, and its agenda? phototaking at Esplanade area.
by far weirdest outing I ever had.

Imagine yourself (or you and your companion, whatever) peacefully spending time in Esplanade rooftop talking, or attending a wedding in Fullerton, or even in a green line MRT ride. Then suddenly, 13 people, all dressed in fancy and different colours come right under your nose starts to take out their cameras (yes, with s behind) and posing, jumping, smiling and laughing endlessly in front of you.

and that lasted from 4pm until about 1030pm, amazing.
surprisingly, I only have 146 photos to show from my camera,
uploaded them here : part1 part2 part3

I'll just show you my favorite from my cam:

this is why I'm swamped right now.
wanted to play around in OH today, but I need some rest.
who says phototaking is not energy-consuming?

for the record, I seldom meet this love-to-be-pictured kind of people.

oh, try listening to James Morrison - Wonderful World, with lyrics.
good for emo people :P

gravity!

But if I had someone I would do anything
I'd never, never, ever let you feel alone

Pandangan Pertama.

2008-10-06T02:19:00.004+08:00

yay time to update!

been busy with ICN (Indonesian Cultural Night) last week.

poor me, I messaged 30 people for tickets and none replied yes! lol.

well in the end it was a full house, so I won't complain..

And soo, I joined IndoChoir for this event...

Good stuff first, we rocked! "Burung Kakaktua" was suddenly majestic.

I really thought we just perform for fun based on our messed-up rehearsals. lol.

guess all those time spent dancing was worth it eh? really paid off :D

and to spill the beans, IndoChoir is sooo much of a narcist!
from 15.49 until 22.43 that day, they took 237 photos! (but only 199 was good)
good thing I brought my red camera then, sooo much fun.

I already uploaded those photos on facebook ( 4 parts! my new record, lol)
click too follow the links : part1 part2 part3 part4 rehearsal
yes you are not wrong, there are over 250 photos and dunno how many comments.

I really2 like some of the photos:

I realize I'm not bad at self-photo taking, almost always accurate up until 3 person eh?

speaking of comments, I had over +1000 email from facebook in my yahoo mail.
just 8 hours after I uploaded the photos! tags, comments, everything.
and unfortunately, those comments are either junks or gossips! LOL.

gossipnya parahh siaaa, jgn ditambahin d blog ini yah plis.
di facebook aja cukup, hahahah.
kalo gue punya cewe pasti gue uda digiling deh, unfortunately...

that was how I spent my saturday after MAS110 and MAS112 quizzes,
replying comments after comments or chatting the whole day, soo productive...
must find a way to escape from gossips! argh.

I went Oldham Hall on sunday, cos I got nothing to do.
trying to help those people study, but in the end I think I distracted them rite?
ahahaha nvm, u all looked like u need a break aniwae..

and I took one darn good photo of maura!
I'll just upload it somewhere later... hahahah.

raindrops, should I sleep? lol.

dan andai suatu hari kau jadi milikku tak akan kulepas dirimu kasih.
dan bila waktu mengijinkanku untuk menunggu dirimu.

Happy Idul Fitri!

2008-10-02T12:54:00.003+08:00

I've been kinda busy lately, with ICN and all.

to make things worse, I have CS100 on Friday and MAS 110 and MAS 112 on Saturday.

so, guess what I did during Hari Raya? I mug. lol. what a way.

aniwae, sorry for all the troubles I gave to you people.

I'm off to mug!!

I wish myself luck.

peace be upon you

2008-09-30T20:19:00.002+08:00

What is really celebrated during Ramadhan is emptiness. But how unsavoury does the word sound today. The streets are jam-packed, the etalages festal, living room chock-full with furniture, the forest shorn of hermits, and people jostling to declare piety through loudspeakers. Fasting is now little more than waiting for the beating of the drums and we have transformed Maghrib into the signal of feasting. In the approaching hours, hunger is akin to 12-hour transit.

However, someone who has read Dao will know that the wise stride with what Ranggawarsita called suwung sakjatining isi: "hollow but in fact full"

For if one would look toward the door, or at the earthenware flask, it is the empty space in them that makes them of value to others.

Therefore, out in the streets, where myriad people meet and fall out, anyone who does not feel pumped up with purity and truth will avail himself as a door for those to pass through. He will turn himself into a flask, so that another wanderer can tend to water for the thirsty.

- Goenawan Mohamad
On God and Other Unfinished Things

SELAMAT HARI RAYA AIDIL FITRI 1429 H

song of the day: Radiohead - There There

serius_loe_jon

the lady is a tramp

2008-09-20T18:25:00.002+08:00

Earlier today,

song of the day: Jason Mraz & Collie Caillat - Lucky

then I sobered up.

song of the day: Metallica - My Apocalypse

the atheists really should listen to Death Magnetic to make them realize that god exists.

PROMO IN 6 DAYS ARRGH
so God help us

serius_loe_jon
Sing us a song
A song to keep us warm
There’s such a chill
Such a chill.

Guess guessing.

2008-09-19T02:05:00.000+08:00

1.Apa fungsi ekor monyet?

Untuk menghitung monyet, 1 ekor, 2ekor, 3 ekor, 4 ekor?

2.Tahu apa yang paling besar?

Tahu isi Sumedang

3.Siapa yg lebih pinter dari Einstein?

Orang yang ngilangin bom atom hingga Einstein-lah penemunya

4.Pekerjaan apa yang biasa nyari posisi tempat kering,dan selalu mundur?

Tukang ngepel

5.Apa beda gadis baik-baik (GBB) dan gadis nakal (GN)?

GB hanya punya SATU kartu kredit dan JARANG DIPAKAI,GN hanya punya SATU BH dan JARANG DIPAKAI

6.Dari depan yang keliatan cuma tangan kanan doang?

Petugas jalan tol

7.Binatang apa yg kakinya lima?

Anjing kencing ngobrol sama ayam

8.Mana yang lebih pandai, anjing atau monyet?

Emang elo pernah sekelas sama mereka?

9.Kalo seandainya semua orang yang kaya menjadi miskin, lalu orang miskin jadi apa?

Jadi heran

10.Enak mana beras import sama beras lokal?

Enak nasi. Elo doyan beras?

13.Mata, hidung, telinga, mulut, badan mirip kerbau,tapi bukan kerbau. Apaan tuh?

Gambar kerbau

16.Kenapa lambang apotik ular sama gelas?

Karena kalau gajah, gelasnya pecah

17.Kenapa kapal terbang nggak bisa mundur?

Karena kapal terbang nggak punya spion

18.Lahir di Arab, besar di Arab, tapi ngga bisa bahasa Arab?

Unta

19.Kenapa leher angsa panjang?

Karena kalau pendek namanya bebek

20.Buah apa yang tahu cuma monyet?

Mana gue tau, gue kan bukan monyet?elo kali yang tau jawabannya?

21.Binatang laut apa yang paling tua?

Udang, udah kecil, bongkok, pake?jenggot lagi.

22.Kenapa Air Hujan selalu turun dari atas?

Kalo dari bawah namanya Air Mancur

One Mooncake too many.

2008-09-17T00:46:00.005+08:00

I already uploaded the photos from:

NTU Mid-Autumn Festival here

Oldham Hall Mid-Autumn Celebration here

Have to admit that NTU MAF at Yunnan Garden was somewhat romantic.

Candles and Lantern everywhere, a lot of trees, bridges, and lakes.

and those girlfriends were making their own personal lantern for her other half, to twitt!

well, unfortunately, I was there with bunch of guys. lol.

at least I got to make (and eat) my own mooncakes for free!

That was last friday.

On Sunday, came to Oldham Hall to mug my HE101 and HE102

and decided to crash their Mid-Autumn celebrations!

so again, free mooncakes, and this time is actually expensive ones.

some pictures :

I did not get a shot of the mooncakes! nvm, my phone camera sucks anyway.

I shall bring my actual camera more often, along with charged battery.

birthdays are coming, if i'm not wrong, 6 birthdays until end of Sept.

what to do?

Good Luck to me for my quizzes on wed and thurs.

p.s : next week is recess week, yay!

so many things to tell her, but how to make her see?

the truth about my past, impossible. She'd turn away from me

Love Letter

2008-09-16T00:41:00.002+08:00

This is a love letter from a boy to a girl....

The girl's father does not like him and want them stop their relationship

and so.. the boy wrote this letter to the girl..

he knows that the girl's father will definitely read this letter..

"The great love that I have for you

is gone, and I find my dislike for you

grows every day. When I see you,

I do not even like your face;

the one thing that I want to do is to

look at other girls. I never wanted to

marry you. Our last conversation

was very boring and has not

made me look forward to seeing you again.

You think only of yourself.

If we were married, I know that I would find

life very difficult, and I would have no

pleasure in living with you. I have a heart

to give, but it is not something that

I want to give to you. No one is more

foolish and selfish than you, and you are not

able to care for me and help me.

I sincerely want you to understand that

I speak the truth. You will do me a favor

if you think this is the end. Do not try

to answer this. Your letters are full of

things that do not interest me. You have no

true love for me. Good-bye! Believe me,

I do not care for you. Please do not think that

I am still your boyfriend."

So bad!!

Think so? read odd-numbered lines only.

becomes:

"The great love that I have for you

grows every day. When I see you,

the one thing that I want to do is to

marry you. Our last conversation

made me look forward to seeing you again.

If we were married, I know that I would find

pleasure in living with you. I have a heart

I want to give to you. No one is more

able to care for me and help me.

I speak the truth. You will do me a favor

to answer this. Your letters are full of

true love for me. Good-bye! Believe me,

I am still your boyfriend."

smart and sweet, huh?

staple through the navel

2008-09-14T07:09:00.009+08:00

Marian sent me one photo some time ago, after our performance at Secondary Asean Dance at Hilton Hotel. And she was very excited, saying "This photo is SO our first album cover!"
So during my free time, I spent like 2 hours to make 2 album covers from the photo.

And this is it:

INSENSATEZ is the new sensation from the growing jazz scene in Singapore. A side project of Guilty Pleasure guitarist Marian Suwono and drummer Rahardhi Ulinnuha, Insensatez plays lounge jazz music with a Jamaican reggae accent and Incognito's prowess.

Artist: Insensatez
Album title: An Evening With Friends
Songs:
Enough Fajitas for Today (2:51)
Kingston Hotel (3:23)
The Groove Drips Acid (4:11)
(Not So) Deep Water (3:55)

artist: Deus Ex Machina
album: Late Night TV Shows
genre: Industrial Retrospective Rock n' Blues
sounds like: The White Stripes sings Muse while the guitarist is possessed by Jimi Hendrix
songs:
9 to 5 (3:47)
Overcoming The Love of Power (6:12)
Late Night TV Shows (4:01)
A Safer Kind of High (6:52)

OK BACK TO STUDY NOW NOW NOW NOT MUCH TIME LEFT AARGH

song of the day: Radiohead - Exit Music

serius_loe_jon
You can laugh
A spineless laugh
We hope that your rules and wisdom choke you

are you trying to get killed by standing on the streetside?

2008-09-13T07:56:00.003+08:00

Few days ago, i was studying until quite late at night when this guy who was studying next to me flipped out his phone and made a call. I was not being a busybody or anything, but he was talking very loudly so I cant help myself from overhearing his conversation. Apparently he was trying to flirt with this girl, and it went downhill from there:

"Hey, would you go out with me on Saturday? I need some woman's advice here to choose a gift for my friend"
(The oldest trick in the book, dude, but it does work sometimes. Good start.)

"Oh you really cannot? Come on, I really need your help "
(Uh oh... Sounding desperate in the first few seconds. Not good.)

Few minutes later,

"Do you remember the quote that I told you last time? You dont? Oh, you should be very pitiful, the quote is very sweet"
(Well, I dont see why she should be "pitiful". You have my pity, though.)

and the coup-de-grace was,

"What? You really think I'm gay?"
(......)

Well, Good Game, buddy. Should have bought you a drink.

One thing that really strikes me was the usage of word "pitiful". I won't pretend that I'm linguistically very inclined, but I found it very weird. "Pitiful" is indeed a synonym for "sorry", but,...
Aiyoh, nevermind lah, like that also cannot meh?

And I'm not criticizing anyone here. Some guys even grow up, get married, have sex, have children without ever making their first call. I appreciate this guy, with all his limitations, he dared to flirt in the language he has not mastered yet.

On the other hand, you dont have to talk all the time.
Maybe you just have to

"slowly whisper I love you
thirty-two and a third times.
After that, we just sit on the line
and listen to each other breath"
- Jeffrey McDaniel

Right, Julz?
Cheers for that particular sleepless night.

song of the day: Norah Jones - Sleepless Nights

serius_loe_jon
gimme fuel
gimme fire
gimme that which i desire

Male Chauvinist Pig.

2008-09-12T14:25:00.001+08:00

How many men does it take to open a beer?

None. It should be opened when she brings it.

Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?

Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.

Why do women have smaller feet than men?

It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.

How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?

When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me.."

How do you fix a woman's watch?

You don't. There is a clock on the oven.

Why do men fart more than women?

Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.

If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?

The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.

What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?

A woman who won't do what she's told.

I married a Miss Right.

I just didn't know her first name was Always.

Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes

a woman's sex drive by 90%.

It's called a Wedding Cake.

Why do men die before their wives?

They want to.

Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.

In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.

Then God created Man and rested.

Then God created Woman.

Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.

September Morn.

2008-09-11T13:05:00.007+08:00

Sun's up.
What a shiny day (read: I just woke up).

Hey, I'm not that much of a pig, I had to actually get up very early in the morning to cook.
People in my hall take turns to prepare morning meals, once every three days.
For the fun of it, I took picture of them :D

Today's menu :
A questionable oyster sauce veggies, salty corned beef with rendang sauce, and of course, unconvincing omelette with sausages and crabstick.
Served with steamed rice and orange cordial.

Hahah, it tastes much better than it looks.
Maybe I should cook for blind people.

One thing I don't like about fasting, is that I can't barely play any sports during the day,
and I do tend to overeat after break.
which explains why I often put on weight during these months.

Let this be my schedule:

30 minutes of Interval training, 4x a week

anyone wanna come with?

I have MAS111 : Foundations of Maths test tomorrow, argh.

off to HE101 lecture, I shall not fall asleep.

GOOD LUCK FOR PRELIMS!

Think of me, think of me fondly when we've said good-bye
Remember me, every so often promise me you'll try.

uh, oh, should I join PINTU Idol? what to sing?

Oxford-Singapore Dictionary

2008-09-10T14:24:00.000+08:00

So you Angmohs will finally understand Singaporeans.

1) LILY - adverb. extremely, really

"Wah, you lily can sing well ah!"

2) VALLEY - adverb. extremely (same with lily)

"Look! My Versachee belt, valley nice hor?"

3) GORGES - adj. stunningly beautiful, normally found with valley

"Wah! Ah Beng's girlflan is valley gorges leh!"

4) CORAL - verb. to bicker

"Why, you not happy, ah? Want to coral, is it?"

5) REEF - (normally followed with coral) to argue with "You lily want to coral reef me ah?"

6) ALTITUDE - adjective. a disagreeable demeanour

"Ah Lian Lily got a bad altitude ploblem".

7) CIRRUS - adjective. certain

"You cirrus or not? Dun bruff!"

8) CANOPY - phrase. impossible

"He bought new handphone? Canopy lah! Where got money?"

9) OLDLADY - adjective. completed

"Wah...you finish oldlady ah."

10) SUIT - verb. to project forward

"Suit! Suit! See goalkeeper come out oldlady."

11) SOW - verb. to reveal

"Sow me, sow me your new ting."

12) LOAD - noun. a path normally made up of gravel & tar "We go Orchard Load leh."

13) BLINK - verb. deliver, send

"What you blink for me? Sow me, sow me."

Perseus.

2008-09-09T13:14:00.009+08:00

They say a strong person can bounce back from whatever trouble,
I think they need to add a prerequisite : He shan't be foolish.

I need help, obviously.
Please, please send me somebody to make me smile.

Maybe I'm just overreacting.
but, 6 interview rejections should be enough to shoot my confidence down right?

Oh, in the end I got SPMS Publicity sub-committee, so unlike me.
need this to stay in hall, I shall not care much.

uh, oh, I uploaded Sentosa photos here
quoting Julian : "11 creatures sets all hell break loose in Sentosa"
and now I realize I am capable of getting sunburnt, it hurts!

here are few of the pictures:

L to R : Bebek spastic, Aton yg sok manis, dan Fanie Jebay (ga perlu description) :D

Good to meet u people, aniwae.
We should go again sometime, after promos or A's maybe?
looking forward to it. :)

What’s the point of life if risk is just a board game
You roll the dice but you’re just hoping that the rules change
What’s the point if you can’t bring yourself to say
Things you wanna say like "Dance with me tonight"

paradigm shift

2008-09-07T14:59:00.004+08:00

an excerpt from TIME magazine dated May 12 2008,

"Last year a new frontier in Deep Brain Stimulation was opened when a team led by Dr. Nicholas Schiff of the Weill Cornell Medical College in New York City used it to turn the cognitive lights back on in a man who had spent six years in near coma as a result of injuries suffered in a mugging and had seemed destined to spend the rest of his life that way"

holy poo

on the light of the impending promo exam, this passage suddenly has a new whole meaning.

song of the day: Radiohead - True Love Waits

hold that thought,
when everything is holy
and the Other is no more a miracle

Hundreds of pages, pages, pages forwards

2008-09-01T18:12:00.005+08:00

Hi there.

First time I really skipped entire lecture today.
reason? 4 hours of sleep is not enough, I prefer my bed than lecture hall, definitely.

Why is it that sometimes we can remember what we dreamt about, vividly?
Last night was a weird one. Includes me being in a relationship.
Let's just say this one makes me think about someone the whole day.
Not a pleasant feeling, now I'm actually missing her, as a friend, of course.

And so I looked up Dream in Wikipedia:

Functional Hypoteses:

Dreams regulate mood.
Hartmann says dreams may function like psychotherapy, by "making connections in a safe place" and allowing the dreamer to integrate thoughts that may be dissociated during waking life.
Ferenczi proposed that the dream, when told, may communicate something that is not being said outright.

Very funny, I know these doesn't apply to mine.
and I don't like to infer that I'm desperate, I'm not.

Let's just change the subject.
I need to go to queenstown area, shopping lists :
- Tennis racket
- Casual AND sport shoes

which, if added together, should cost me around 400 bucks. darn.
scholarship allowance please, please, please come fasterr.....pretty please?
my balance's depleting, uni life is NOT cheap.

and position of NTU does not help, it cost 5 bucks to go to town two-way.
like adit says, NTU should start learning smoke Morse sign.

I have a lot of mixed feelings right now.

was it you who spoke the words that things would happen but not to me
thing are gonna happen, naturally.

Punctuation

2008-09-01T01:33:00.000+08:00

I have something interesting from my CS100 - Communication Studies lecture slides.

this is the use of Punctuation, same words:

use 1:

Dear John,

I want a man who knows what love is all about. You are generous, kind, thoughtful. People who are not like you admit to being useless and inferior. You have ruined me for other men. I yearn for you. I have no feelings whatsoever when we're apart. I can be forever happy - will you let me be yours?

Gloria

use 2:

Dear John,

I want a man who knows what love is. All about you are generous, kind, thoughtful people, who are not like you. Admit to being useless and inferior. You have ruined me. For other men, I yearn. For you, I have no feelings whatsoever. When we're apart, I can be forever happy. Will you let me be?

Yours,

Gloria

this is my idea of entertaining lecture.
though I have a feeling final exam will be hard.

questioning Miss Liberty

2008-08-26T07:02:00.000+08:00

Essay Concerning Love Affair and Its RamificationS (ECLAIRS)

"Love makes a cat's turd tastes like chocolate"
--a Javanese proverb

Astounding, how human being speaks so highly and fondly of love. It is impossible to count words that have been spent in human history to express man's feeling of affection. Love is the driving force that motivates countless number of musicians, poets and artists to create their masterpiece, which eventually inspires others to feel the same love. Besides that, apparently love has a power to distort man's perception and to shape their paradigm, as profoundly shown in the Javanese proverb. From this point of view, it seems as if love is equivalent with Descartes' Evil Demon in their capability to interfere with man's senses and perception. However, as love interferes the very process of shaping our knowledge, does it mean that love is necessarily evil? What does entail the condition of being in love? Ultimately, how far can love affect the construction of our knowledge? This essay will try to answer several burning questions about love affairs from epistemic point of view.

Just an idea i have for my Independent Study. For those who don't know, Independent Study is a compulsory project for all KI students and it is included in the final examination. It is a 3000 words essay about ANYTHING. Yes, it can be about anything as long as it can be related back to epistemology concepts. I have a friend who plan to write about sports and its impacts to the society. Another friend of mine has started to collect materials about pornography and its implications to one's mind and body.

I do have other ideas for IS, but this one came profoundly after i saw this couple from a particular country which I detest kissing at the hostel's staircase. And I cant help myself from wondering, how powerful love is, as it can make a girl kiss a fat and ugly guy who has not showered and has not changed from his school uniform at 9pm? People say that love is blind, but apparently in this case, it also blinds people.

and no, I'm not jealous. Hell, no. God forbid, no.

Some other ideas I am considering:

- What's So Funny? An Epistemic Assessment of Comedy and Humour with Case Study of American Pie Series and Eurotrip

- Pondering the Crescent Light in the Darkest Night: A Study of Muslim Philosophy as An Obscure Branch of Western Philosophy

The titles look good, but i really have no idea how to start this. However, first priority is still to ace promo and get to retain KI. So, let's put the cool stuff aside and get dirty: one whole book and one huge file of KI stuff to mug and memorize.

and to add on the JC jokes,

Q: how many student from ACSIB is needed to change a lightbulb?
A: none. when they know that in Singapore they have to change lightbulb, they go abroad to study.

song of the day: Cake - Frank Sinatra

serius_loe_jon
we know of an ancient radiation
that haunts dismembered constellations
a faint glimmering radio station

Lightbulb.

2008-08-25T23:58:00.006+08:00

I shall update with this rather famous JC lightbulb jokes.

Q: How many RJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 4 whole faculties. One to design the new bulb, one to
manufacture and test it out, one to write a proposal on it and one to market it.

Q: How many HCJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: The whole school. To compete with RJC.

Q: How many VJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: The whole school. One student to screw it in and the rest to cheer and wave flags and banners to give him/her support.

Q: How many NJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They can study without light.

Q: How many AJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: They're too busy trying to be one of the top 5 JCs.

Q: How many ACJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They'll rather use all their money to employ YJC to do it for them.

Q: How many YJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They're too busy trying to fix ACJC's lightbulb.

Q: How many CJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: They'll prefer it to be darker. (Hmmmm?*raises eye-brows* )

Q: How many JJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. Their physics is so bad that they made their macho male physics teacher cry.

Q: How many TPJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. Would they even bother?

Q: How many SAJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They believe in praying for it.

Q: How many NYJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They are still using oil lamps.

Q: How many SRJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Huh, what litebarb?

Q: How many PJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Heck the light bulb lah, the principal would do something about the rightbarbs. Let's do 300 jumping jacks for not wearing the proper school attire.

Q: How many MJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They are too busy trying to get promoted.

Q: How many IJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They are Innovians. They'll find ways out of the dark.

Q: Who wrote all this?
A: A TJCian.

Q: How many TJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They think they are already very bright.

Off to mug, about 3-4kg of Calculus book in front of me. LOL.
anyone seen my lecture notes?

come stop you crying it will be alright.
just take my hand, hold it tight.

Rekindle.

2008-08-25T01:36:00.000+08:00

I should update this blog more often.
hey rhd, I found some of ur drafts, go and finish it! relive this blog. hahah.

here's list and status of some CCA's I intend to join :
1. Tennis Club - Maincomm and team rejected.
2. Pool and Billiard Club - Pass first selection test, no info about maincomm
3. Jazz Club - no info! I like this one a lott....
4. Choir - Maincomm interview on Thursday...

That is why I said things are not looking very promising now. Hahahah.
Still have Student Union and JCRC sub-committee,
hope, somehow, I'll find a way. :D

aniwae, I became guest DJ (read : crashed) on PINTU radio yesterday.
It was fun, but I should really settle my CCA schedule first, prioritize!
anw a lot of ppl keep asking how to listen to it, you can go to www.pintusingapura.org/radio.
or just search in winamp shoutcast radio, PINTU.
I appreciate those positive responses. :)

Believe in magic?

2008-08-22T01:37:00.003+08:00

Happy belated Birthday Irma, Tracey, Friska, and Starsky!!

A lot of things happened.
haiz... It's not looking good nor very promising..
Blog about it next time, it's 1:40am now..

Good luck for those having prelims, aniwae.

for now, I shall keep my head up high, again.

It's a heartache, nothing but a heartache
Hits you when it's too late, Hits you when your down

The Maid

2008-08-20T01:38:00.000+08:00

The Maid

A guy dials his home phone from work. A strange woman answers.
The guy says, "Who is this?"
"This is the maid.", answered the woman.
"We don't have a maid!"
"I was just hired this morning by the lady of the house."
"Well, this is her husband. Is she there?"
"Ummm .... she's upstairs in the bedroom with someone who I just figured was her husband."
The guy is fuming. He says to the maid, "Listen, would you like to make $50,000?"
"What do I have to do?"
"I want you to get my gun from my desk in the den and shoot that witch and the jerk she is with."
The maid puts down the phone. The guy hears footsteps, followed by two gunshots.
The maid comes back to the phone. "What should I do with the bodies?"
"Throw them in the swimming pool!"

"What?! There's no pool here?"

Long pause... "Uh .... is this 832-4821?"

Long time no joke.

Butterfly on a Wheel

2008-08-13T01:02:00.009+08:00

Hi there.

As promised, I shall stop abandoning this blog and start updating.
uh, oh, and this time, I actually have some photos.

And so, I just finished my Indon Orientation on Sunday....

Day 1

This would be OG introduction, in which we had to prepare a performance. I didn't quite like my OG name (krakendut) nor the orange shirt, but what the heck right? It's get together day... So for the OG Intro, started with a cliche "We Will Rock You" parody, continued with modified version of "Apa Kata Dunia", and ended with a cheer. People said it was well done, but I felt sucky. Maybe the audience are just tired, hope so. Aniwae, it was off to a decent start...

left : should be my OG
right : I have no idea how we come together to take this pic.

Day 2

Night games. It's just a couple of orientation games. oh, something funny happened in fright night section. When I was looking for a clue intensely, one of the ghost actually scared me. My reflex : one quick blow to the back of the head... (sorry cobi). there's a video here, my scene should be around 3:00 to 4:00. surprisingly for night games, it ended quite early, around 11pm, and there was a lot of waiting around.... and soo, picture time! hahah.

r to l : Duta, Beertini, Me, Jessica.
remember act cute 1 to 10? this one is actually a 10! :D

Day 3

uh oh, for a note, I actually went for supper after day 2, and just came back to my room at around 2 or 3am. And this day started with a 3 hour long seminar in Indonesian Embassy, but never mind, it was a good bonding since we talked chickens during the whole thing. It was a outdoor amazing race kind of thing around clarke quay, not bad. Aniwae, I took of to Oldham Hall Sports Carnival in the afternoon (it was fun! right, dhea?). Nevertheless, I managed to take some pictures...

should be around Clarke Quay - Chinatown.

Day 4.

Not much to tell. It was a sports game (read : outdoor with flour and water) in the afternoon and performances in the evening. Good thing, the OG won best performances. Bad thing, I had to play some gay senior (haiz, kalo image gue rusak beberapa taun bakal gara2 ini, lol). And the whole thing ended at around 1, which was why I miss staying out at Jul's. next time!

I had no idea why I pose in such a way....

It's 1.30am now and I have to sleep!

I'm feeling emo today, since this afternoon.
Let's just say I got a butterfly on a wheel.

Kau boleh acuhkan diriku dan anggap ku tak ada
tapi takkan merubah, perasaanku kepadamu

agent provocateur

2008-08-10T00:51:00.002+08:00

lama juga ga update...

last week after Twilight, I overheard a guy who walked behind me saying quite loudly, "the band SUCKS". I was a bit sick and very tired so i pretend i didnt hear anything and i just walked away. And I regret it now.

I just got this quote from someone,

"When someone says that your band sucks, tell him to f**k off and get yourself a fight. If your girlfriend says that, tell her the same thing and get yourself dumped. If your agent says that, tell him also to f**k off and get yourself fired. Whatever s**t happens afterwards, never let anyone get away after telling you that your band sucks. Most of the time, they don't know any s**t they're talking about. Even if they know, who cares?"

anji*k. kok postnya jadi penuh vulgarity gini? bodo ah.

song of the day: Nouvelle Vague - Guns of Brixton

serius_loe_jon
quit your job
start a fight
prove you're alive

Nao

2008-07-23T04:08:00.002+08:00

Shoot gue salah baca jadwal.

ternyta brangkat dari Indo yg jam 10.25.

ETA, jam 1pm lebih!

cold hard bitch

2008-07-20T07:18:00.003+08:00

Kemaren malem, abis latihan cheerleading, jam 6an gue duduk di lapangan rumput di luar Marina Square, nonton pesawat jet yang lagi akrobat diatas floating platform buat NDP. Ramai orang disitu, dan mereka semua lagi pada nunggu fireworks show yg bakal mulai begitu NDPnya selesai. Banyak juga orang lagi pacaran malem itu, dan mereka pada pelukan, mesra-mesraan. Asyik banget kayaknya, nonton kembang api bareng pacar.

But I won't complain. Because at that night I wasn't alone.

Gue cukup terkejut pas dia mau mau aja makan KFC kotak yg gue dapet gratis dari NDP. Gue kirain dia bakal minta makan di tempat lain, secara kita di Marina Square gitu. Ternyata nggak. Jadilah gue ama dia makan sambil nongkrong disitu, sambil ngetawain kondisi kita yang nggak banget, sambil dikelilingin anak kecil yang lari-larian di lapangan rumput.

Anyway,who am I to complain?

Terus hujan turun. Awalnya gerimis, tapi dengan cepat hujannya bertambah deras. Cabutlah kita dari tempat itu. Well, gue gak tau mesti ngapain lagi kalo hujan begini. Gue ajaklah dia ke Esplanade, siapa tau lagi ada show apa kek disitu. Menuju ke Esplanade, gue salah jalan. Jalan yang gue ambil ga ada shelternya. Jadi kita hujan-hujanan berdua, lari ke Esplanade.

Come what may. Come what may.

Di Esplanade, karena lagi hujan dan outdoor show pasti gak ada, kita naik aja deh ke librarynya. Ternyata di librarynya ada show, dua orang main gitar akustik sambil nyanyi. Pas gue masuk mereka lagi main High and Dry from Radiohead. Dan luar biasa, ternyata tembok kaca di belakang mereka menghadap ke NDP platform, dan pas mereka mainin High and Dry, fireworks shownya mulai.

Jadilah gue ama dia nonton kembang api dari balik kaca-kaca Esplanade library, diiringin musik High and Dry from Radiohead- accoustic version.

Dengan semua itu, tiba-tiba muncul suatu perasaan dari dalam gue. Perasaan yang kuat banget, yang tak tertahankan, yang akhirnya bikin gue bilang:

"To, cabut yok. Kebelet boker ama pipis nih gue"

dan Ito bilang, "Goblok loe ah."

dan gue cabut ke toilet.

Itulah kisah 2 remaja yang berusaha menembus kepekatan malam metropolitan yang penuh dengan godaan dan kenikmatan duniawi.

Well, who am I to complain?

Gue pernah dulu iseng-iseng berdoa,
Tuhan, Tuhan kan dah mengabulkan doa saya sekali, saya dibuat masuk ACJC. Bisa ga, kabulkan doa saya sekali lagi. Saya pingin punya a perfect companion buat nemenin hidup saya yang sepi. Gak harus cantik-cantik banget, asal bisa memenuhi semua kebutuhan saya(!) dan menemani saya di kala susah ataupun senang. Amin.

Terus, pas bonyok gue dateng, tiba-tiba bokap gue ngomong ama gue.
"Nih, kamu bapak kasih Dopod 838 pro bekas bapak. Emang gak mulus-mulus banget, lecet dikit, tapi lengkap banget loh fitur-fiturnya. Ada wi-fi, 3g, gprs, ada microsoft wordnya, excel, powerpoint, wah pokoknya kamu butuh apa juga, dia bisa. Trus ada mp3 playernya juga, buat nemenin kamu kalo lagi sepi. Ok kan?"

So I guess God works in his own mysterious way.

song of the day: 311 - Amber

seriusloejon
so burn the Louvre down
and wipe your ass with Mona Lisa
this way at least, God would know our names

And a big yellow taxi took my girl away

2008-07-14T17:16:00.003+08:00

They paved paradise
.
.
and put up a parking lot.

so hey, I just watched Hancock.
Late, I know, tapi org2 lagi libur sumpah semua rasanya penuh banget.
ampe jalanan jam 11 malem aj masi rame bgt, utgnya bsk ud pd mlai skola sih.

So back to Hancock,
I realised his name is made up from chickens, Hen + Cock, hahah gue random bgt.
tapi mungkin ini ada hubungannya ama topinya yg pake lambang Eagle. lol.
btw I had no idea this is a superhero movie, kirain polisi/detektif bodoh gt...
eh setelah beberapa menit, dia terbang...

gue suka quote yg ini :
" hey, I know I'm not the most charming guy or anything, but come on!"
- Hancock to the people

oh dan gue suka skali Charlize Theron dsono. cocok :)
Suaminya pasti seneng karena dia ga bakal tua2 deh. hahah.

ngomong2 gue jadi kepikiran motivational speechnya Van Wilder sambil bottomless,
jadi gue cari deh :

Van Wilder: [while standing pantless next to the freshman] But you know what I've learned in my seven years here at Coolidge... Timmy? I've learned that you can't treat every situation as a life-and-death matter because you'll die a lot of times. Write that down.
Suicidal Freshman: I don't have a pen.
Van Wilder: Well remember that then. And you know something, Timmy? I think you've got the balls to make it here. Call me nuts, but I believe in you.

Anyway I'm trying not to count my days in Jakarta. rasanya suram. hahah.

Marian! iyeh gue dapet sms u gt, tp rsnya ko sms balesan gue ga delivered2 gt yah. hahah. sipp deh, tanggalin ajah, bntar lagi kyknya gue nyampe dsono kok. btw ajak2 gue yah kalo u pake voucher itu sama yg laen. heheh.

erm, and someone just updated relationship status on facebook.
saya concern/pengen tau/kepo (smua itu artinya sama! hahah)

Don't it always seem to go
That you don't know what you got 'til it's gone
They paved paradise and put up a parking lot

a threnody to a love story

2008-07-13T00:17:00.005+08:00

it's amazing that sometimes you can find something so beautiful from a completely nonsensical, slapstick comedy movie. and I'm not referring to those hot, half-naked chicks in american pie series nor Rasputia from Norbit.

This is a poem that Kumar read when professing his love to that hot chick in Harold and Kumar: Escape from Guantanamo Bay.

I’m sure that I will always be
A lonely number like root three

The three is all that’s good and right,
Why must my three keep out of sight
Beneath the vicious square root sign,
I wish instead I were a nine

For nine could thwart this evil trick,
with just some quick arithmetic

I know I’ll never see the sun, as 1.7321
Such is my reality, a sad irrationality

When hark! What is this I see,
Another square root of a three

As quietly co-waltzing by,
Together now we multiply
To form a number we prefer,
Rejoicing as an integer

We break free from our mortal bonds
With the wave of magic wands

Our square root signs become unglued
Your love for me has been renewed

-David Feinberg

Song of the day: +44 - No It Isn't

serius_loe_jon
Please understand
This isn't just goodbye
This is I can't stand you

Saat lonceng pagi datang

2008-07-12T00:00:00.000+08:00

Aduh kyknya gue kebanyakan minum :(
nevertheless, it was a good drink.
air panas + madu + pei pa koa.....sore throat gue tadi pagi lsg ilang!
well, setelah gue minum around 3 liter itu sihh.

well, so jadinya gue ga ikut ke Bandung.
knapa? soalnya bonyok ksono krna ada reuni universitas, y ngapain gue ikt.
it's not like their friends bring their children along to get acquinted or sth...
anyways, tadi pagi gue emank ga enak badan toh.

sayangnya, kalo gue ikut kykny bs beli bbrp tee yg murah n lumayan.
kyknya ukuran/bentuk badan gue brubah, kalo gue liat di kaca yah.
or is it my haircut? dunno.

So 2 more weeks till I get back to Singapore.
Ga ada macet, udara enak, rame, dan ada kerjaan yg bner2 produktif akhirnya..
sayangnya, ga ada mobil, ga santai lagi, makanan n modal terbatas.
rasanya lagi mixed feeling. :(

oh gue mesti beli earphone sebelom ke Sg, nyawa hidup gue tuh d MRT. hahah.
dan wondering, gmn cara gue bawa gitar n raket k sg yah? gede gitu. masa ditinggal kn syg..
btw gue decided mau bawa koper kecil aja + laptop, ntar sisanya mdg dikirim pake kapal.
tapi somehow kl dgr pake kapal, kbyg koper ngapung2 di Selat Melaka. cih.

ngmg2 gue lagi sering dload lagu2 indo, dari misshacker.com (huh?)
dan nemu ni satu lagu. stuck. gue kasi chordnya juga skalian deh :D

Krishna New Spectrum ft Ale / Rahasia Indah

Bm Em 3x Bm

Bm Em A D
tak terbayangkan berjumpa dengan dirimu
G Em C# F#
menjadi awal kisah kita berdua
Bm Em A D
terlanjur jauh sudah ku jatuh hati padamu
G Em C# F#
tanpa ku pikir lagi nyatanya ku salah

[reff]
Bm Em
mengapa tak katakan kau telah berdua
A D
mengapa berdusta tuk raih cintaku
G
mestinya kau jujur padaku
Em C# F#
tulus padaku mungkin ku tak membalas

Bm Em
ku tak mau berbagi cinta dengannya
A D
karna ku tak ingin ada yang terluka
G
biarlah yang lalu menjadi
Em C# F#
sebuah rahasia indah kita berdua...

Bm Em A D
dia yang pantas dapatkan cinta darimu
G Em C# F#
karna dia yang pertama mencintamu
Bm Em A D
kini berakhir sudah kepada keputusanku
G Em C# F#
meskipun itu perih ku rela kau pergi

[int] Dm Gm C F A# Gm A A A

okay liriknya emank emo, tapi melodinya enak!
mungkin agak kurang garam dan perlu dtamba tabasco, tp good enough :P

takkan kudengar suaramu nyanyikan keajaiban kecilmu
Takkan kau dendangkan lagi senandung syair hidupmu

Here you come again.

2008-07-09T19:51:00.003+08:00

Today's exercise :
Soccer 11am - 2pm

ampe pengen pingsan rasanya, awalnya cuma 2 jam, tapi blon puas, tamba lagi.
oh plus, karena g bangun telat, g cuma makan pisang 1 helai.
jadi deh, pas uda selesai, ga bisa gerak lagi rasanya, pgn tidur...

ada comment yg menarik tadi, bnernya gue lupa siapa yg blg sih.
pas lagi maen bola, ngmg, "oh u model box-to-box yah?"
gue spontan bengong, "hah?" kapan juga gue nganter kotak ke kotak....
dan trnyata yg dia mksd box-to box midfield..

setelah dipikir2, eh betul juga. kan gue emank bkn striker murni..
paling enak lari d blkg org, burst in, ato nunggu buat long shot ato header..
hahah, coba gue asli jago bgt, bisa lumayan soalny model gt lg trend kyknya..
contoh box-to-box : Lampard, Ballack, Gerrard, or even Ronaldo!

cukup komen ttg bolanya deh, berhubung org2 yg demen bola kykny jrg bc blog..

kmaren gue baru ptong rambut, di Bintaro Plaza, Rudi Hadisuwarno...
baca list harga, stylist - 25rb, top stylist - 29rb... jadi top = +4k? hahah
walhasil gue coba deh tuh top stylist, yah beda brapa sih emanknya..
lalu dengan pedenya gue bilang, pendek yah, krn 3 mggu lg g ga mau ptg lg d sg..

15 menit kemudian.....jrengg!
aduh aneh :( pendek bgt rasanya deh, dan kl pendapat g krg cocok rsnya..
krnya rambut samping dpangkas habis sampai kulit kepala kliatan.
no pic this time, gue ga suka!

ya sudah lah, paling 2 minggu lagi jg normal lagi :)
utg gue cowo, rambut pdk dan cepat tumbuh, heheh.

apparently I cannot come earlier than 25 July :(
ya sudah lah, kyknya g dtg siang/sore aj yah, saatnya beli tiket deh.

argh weekend diajk k bdg, males.

memang takkan semudah dirimu balikkan telapak tangan
kadang kaupun harus merasakan pahit manisnya dunia

Cos u're there for me too.

2008-07-07T16:09:00.006+08:00

show me how you want it to be.

so, ada mall baru yang buka, bagi yg pengen ke Jakarta.
judulnya Fx ato nama dulunya Sudirman Place.
a bit funny for a mall, soalnya lucunya dikit tempat buat berjalan2 dan belanja2.
banyaknya tempat buat entertainment, bioskop, pool, mlh ad coaster ride dr lt 7!
to top it off, makanan krg ad yang buat berdompet remaja deh.
uh oh, dan ada ruang rapat yang bisa disewa ditenga2 mall! PW anyone? hahah.

jadi kmaren gue ksono bareng sodara2, yah dkt jg sih dtenga kota.
bagi yang ud mulai lupa gue tampanknya kayak gmn, ini byk d candid.
fine, i took one myself :)

btw that is a Rp500k black shirt that I thought was nice, but too ex.
oh, for the sake for those who don't care, I even reduce the image size! hahah.
but hey, overall, it was a nice venue to meet up :)
and I have a feeling the coaster ride will be fun, 7 storey high. :P

ehh btw gue denger ini di radio, lucu deh.
jadi mereka nyanyi Hit Me Baby One More Time-nya Britney tp d translate.
here goes :

Pukul Aku Skali Lagi - lirik

oh bayi, bayi,
bagaimana aku tau
kamu lagi enggak bener

oh bayi bayi,
harusnya kamu enggak pergi
kamu enggak keliatan, yeah

tunjukin, gimana kamu mau
kasih tau, aku mau tahu, sekarang

reff :
kesepian, membunuhku (dan kuu...)
kuakui, ku percayaa (percaya)
waktu kamu pergi aku jadi gila
beri tandaaa.... pukul aku skali lagi!

coba nyanyiin deh, gue ngakak sih. apalagi kalo ber2 pake suara 2. lol

I really, really need to buy a plane ticket.
back to Singapore soon :) yippie.

p.s : my butt aches from workout yesterday :(

so no one told you life was gonna be this way
your job's a joke, you're broke, love life D.O.A

Snowball running down into spring

2008-07-06T15:53:00.004+08:00

turn a little faster
.
.
.
the world will follow after.

hey I just had a conversation with Carissa Puteri yesterday, if i'm not wrong.
fyi, dia yg maen ayat-ayat cinta sebagai Maria.
hey, she's prettier in real life:

jadi begini pembicaraannya,
C : sori, tiketnya abis yah?
gue : iya nih, tapi ada yang jam 23.00 sih mbak (waktu itu jam 7 malem)
C : oh makasi yah (trus ngomong ke temennya, ga kenal itu siapa)
gue : (senyum terus jalan, blon sadar itu dia btw, dalem hati, cakep jg tuh org)

setelah kira2 15 langkah, gue liat lagi, eh itu Carissa!
dan gobloknya gue manggil dia mbak lagi, haiz.. ya sudah lah, g mau ngapain jg..
ngmg2 abis itu gue k toilet ngeliat Dewi Sandra lagi antri, lol.
ternyata Pondok Indah Mall 2 banyak selebritis yang dateng,
gue pna liat Dinna Olivia juga dsono.

aniwae gue baru sadar kmrn OH ada celebration of culture.
ptama gue bingung, marian mau ntn mei ngapain? hahah.
dan barusan liat foto2nya di fb dhea, cih, syg gue ga dsono..
but then, gue masi inget 2 taun lalu pake batik + jas, dsuru memperkenalkan secara detail apa itu yang namanya Gado-Gado, dan dengan simplenya gue blg "err....Vegetables?"
mana gue tau gado2 itu isinya apa lah, stau gue cm sayur + kerupuk.

nevermind, I shall be back on 25 July.
ada yg tau kalo gue bs dateng lebih awal ga? itu weekend soalny, harga naek :(
plus, NTU dan Changi ujung ke ujung, ga pengen deh dateng malem2.

kmaren iseng2 maen gitar, somehow lagi enak denger d'Masiv.
lagunya, quoting erwin, "lagu yang u denger sebelom loncat ke jurang"
tapi lumayan juga, not bad, mudah dinyanyikan sambil berdiri dgn gitar.
btw gue nyoba latian nyanyi pake gigit pensil, seperti kata gabriella (LOL)
ga enak, uda ga jelas, pensilnya pahit dan skrg penyok deh.

enough for now, I'm off to granma's house.

p.s : ko gue rasanya pengen perform Accidentally In Love yah?

How much longer will it take to cure this
Just to cure it cause I cant ignore it if its love
Makes me wanna turn around and face me
but I don't know nothing about love

underlying assumption

2008-07-04T20:46:00.005+08:00

nah, i think the new skin was perfectly fine. whatever people say.
tapi gue suka yg ini:
http://finalsense.com/services/blog_templates/paris_template.htm
because we will always have Paris.

but basically i dont really care about blogskin la. we all know we should not judge the book by its cover. which reminds me of a conversation with a friend, who always seems like a nice guy.

me: You really like girl A meh? i know she's skinny and tanned and sweaty and nice, but she's fugly la. i think girl B is much much prettier.
that dude: I don't care. i know girl B is prettier, but for me, beauty is only skin deep.
me: ... (looking at him in disbelief)
that dude: *grin*
me: You fucking liar
that dude: (laugh) Indeed I am

moral of the story: do not judge the book by its cover. I repeat, GIRLS, DO NOT JUDGE THE BOOK BY ITS COVER.

and this is the final warning:
PLEAS KEEP OUR ENVIRONMENT CLEAN. DUMP THE RUBBISH TO THE RUBBISH BIN.

song of the day: Coldplay - Lovers in Japan

anyway my term exam result has come out:

Economics - B
Physics - C
Mathematics - S
Knowledge and Inquiry - S

i was so pissed off i grabbed a guitar and compose a song:

title: Descartes Can Suck My Balls - A Fatalist Approach to Knowledge and Inquiry
artist: Naked Nuns

I believe in empiricism
but I don't buy its foundationalism
I know it is not coherent
Who cares, it's all bullshitism

Descartes said cogito ergo sum
It's just because of his mental orgasm
Locke argued against the rationalism
Makes my essay another cataclysm

*
KI was once so fun
before I failed the term exam
Now I am with the Naked Nuns
We proclaim that this KI is a sham

**
Descartes can suck my balls
John Locke can suck my balls
Rationalists can suck my balls
Empiricists can suck my balls

Now the scientific inquiry begins
and social epistemology is in
Oh God help me, I don't know what's happening
please don't tell me that He is not existing

repeat * then **

seriusloejon
Luke 12:15

Paper Clips

2008-07-04T14:45:00.004+08:00

another new skin
.
.
comment?

Setelah well-bashed oleh a lot of guys (jul u byk yg agree), akhirnya menyadari banget deh.
skin yg sbelomnya a bit too desperate, maklum, at 2am in the morning yeah.
so here's a new temporary skin.
well, i used this before, actually.

rhd cariin skin yg bagus donk.
music related? but clean.
ato pilih yg mana yg u suka deh dari sini

aniwae yg rose skin itu up for grabs, kalo ad yg mau di sini

I am yet to submit a new matriculation photo. shush.

me and you, and you and me
no matter how they toss the dice, it has to be

Rose petals

2008-07-04T02:53:00.003+08:00

new skin!
.
.
.
what do you all think?

I have got to be one of the worst impulse shopper.
Barusan aja gue shopping 2 jeans and 1 tee, di? metro PIM.
all hail Jakarta Great Sale! discount up to 50-70% :)

First item, dark blue Pierrox jeans.
discounted from around 400rb jadi 120rb.
Second, lighter-suntanned-blue Contempo jeans.
again, from around 300rb jadi 110 rb.
Last, gue lupa merek apa baju, tapi jadinya 50rb.

total spent : 280rb = less than 40 bucks for those.

nice.

aniwae I thought of funny questionnaire, anybody wants to volunteer?

here goes :

You forgot your mom's birthday! What can you make out of super glue and olive pits?

You're trapped in a well with a goat and a slinky. Describe how you will escape.

Foxes are clever and tigers are cunning. So, what's your cat's safety school?

What reason do you have to believe the earth is flat?

The hair from your last haircut ... what would it say about your new style?

Create a tagline for a new line of plastic bedsheets.

enough for now.
All credit to blogspot.com btw.

Less than a month to be back in Singapore! 25 July :)
I'm in in-between mood.
there goes my honeymoon :P hahah.

too bad I can't join Marian's for Asean Dance huh?
I feel like trying a newfound rock vocal style, painful, but fun.
they got audition soon, before I arrived.
nevermind, I'm sure there'll be another chance.

uh oh, I'm still waiting for my Germany jersey :)
they're still and always be my team. yay!

p.s : the news was shocking, my advise, carry on.

if I should call you up, invest a dime
and you say you belong to me, and ease my mind
imagine how the world would be, so very fine
so happy together

Where my guitar gently weeps.

2008-06-30T14:37:00.006+08:00

Raindrops.
.
.
.
Okay, so I am still grieving for German loss.
though I have to admit they were outplayed by Spain, soo, no grudge.
but still, I hate that fact (cheer up y mei :D)
for the sake of sportmanship, congrats to spain!

Mei and Miko tagged me to do some questionnaire, which,
in normal condition I would not even consider doing it (heheh jk)
karena lagi pengen iseng dan krg mood ngapa2in jg,
fyi, this is my first time filling this kind of thing

A) People who have been tagged must write their answers on their blogs & replace any question that they dislike with a new question formulated by themselves.

B) Tag 5 people to do this quiz & those who are tagged cannot refuse.These people must state who they were tagged by & cannot tag the person whom they were tagged by.Continue this game by sending it to other people.

note : do you realise you can almost fill every qn with "I'll take what I can get"
nice, huh?

1. If your lover betrayed you, what will your first reaction be?
- relieved? means I have good reason to search for better ones.. kidding, maybe I'll be curious to find the reason why.

2. If you can have a dream come true, what would it be?
- that my other dreams will also come true (classic huh?)

3. What will your dream wedding be like?
- with a girl, definitely.

4. Are you confused as to what lies ahead of you?
- not really. I'm more happy-go-lucky kind of guy, I'm living the present :

5. What's your ideal lover like?
- I'll take what I can get. LOL. truthfully, a decent-looking-female with decent attitude would be fine.

6. Which would you rather, loving someone or being loved by someone?
- so emo! I wouldn't mind having both.

7. How long do you intend to wait for someone u really love?
- well, here I am sitting in my room a guitar on my sight. If she's out there, tag the board I'll give you my number :)

8. If the person you secretly like is already attached, what would you do?
- like, huh? befriend them and stupidly eliminate all chances of getting together.

9. Is there anything that has made you unhappy these days?
- yeah, euro final.

10. Are you in love or being loved now?
- how would I know? again, the tagboard.

11. How do you see yourself in ten years time?
- let's see, I'll be 29, free from any Singapore bond, seriously in need of making money cos parents' retired, and hopefully have a steady partner by then.

12. Who are currently the most important people to you?
- family? and myself :)

13. What kind of person do you think the person who tagged you is?
- a mei and a miko. just my wonderful-but-out-to-get-me juniors :) kidding.

14. Would you rather be single & rich or married but poor?
- single and rich? I have a feeling it'll be a happier option, plus, I can get married later.

15. What's the first thing you do every morning?
- check my phone and get back to another 5-10 min sleep

16. Would you give your all in a relationship?
- I have a strange feeling that I won't, must look out for myself.

17. If you fall in love with two people simultaneously, who would you pick?
- how did that happen? i'm not even in for one now. anw I prefer the question, If two people fall in love with you simultaneously.......

18. Would you fall for a friend?
- yeah, sure, why not? not from a place too high though, it may be hard to recover after.

19. What type of friends do you like?
- I'll take what I can get :) hahah, i'm pretty satisfied with my connections right now.

20. What type of friends do you dislike?
- funny question, friends and dislike does not seem to match in my dic. but believe me, ppl will know if I dislike them.

should I tag anyone?

p.s : selamat hari burung yah bebek :D

selama aku masih bisa berkata
ku merindukanmu

splattered across the wall

2008-06-28T08:13:00.003+08:00

TERM EXAM IS OVEERR
YEAHHHHHHHH

so sorry Turkey lost though. They fought well until the end. Now looking forward to see Swine-steiger, Bollocks and Lump crumble like Berlin Wall at Monday.

VIVA ESPANA.

Song of the day: The Vines - Get Free

seriusloejon
giving yourself to me can never be wrong
if your love is true

Below a red apple tree

2008-06-27T18:12:00.003+08:00

I got some spare time, back to blogging :)

Trade-in Car

yay I (read : my fam) got a new car.
well, not exactly new, it's a 2006 metallic red Yaris.
second-hand, which was why it was at a knockdown price, down Rp45 mil.
furthermore, it's automatic transmission and 1500cc!
soo, goodbye previous 2001 Kijang LGX.

here's Yaris

kata julian mobil ini sempit :P (no comment deh gue, jk ya bro)
memank kecil sih btw, cuma 4.7m diameter U-turn.
bagian paling menarik, irit bensin, 1 liter : 15km pas benerannya yah.
and it's red!

bodohnya, karena itu mobil matic, alias A/T, jadi susah deh
karena kita semua biasa bawa manual, bingung deh bgimana..
setelah sekitar 1 jam nyetir ga halus, akhirnya lancar deh :P
meskipun banyak instances dimana kerasa kayak mau nabrak, apalagi pas macet.
oh well, ternyata a/t sangat mudah, jadi merasa bodoh :)

berhubung ini mobil matic, jadi benernya supir ga bisa bawa gitu deh.
well, bnernya tu org jg uda keluar sih, ga bilang2 lagi, krg ajar.
jadi akhir2 ini gue yg jadi chaffeur deh, secara bokap pegi2 ke aceh sgala.
dan waktu gue nganter nyokap ke tempat terapii.....

karena tempatnya di perumahan, jadi gue nyantai deh, celpen, nyendal...
masuk, mau baca2 koran, adanya koran kesehatan (?), dan gue bingung.
knapa? headline depan "Mencegah Orgasme prematur" dan "Bahaya Dada Silikon"
dan tentu headline2 laen semacam itu deh.
ini terapi buat kaki btw, knapa ada koran begitu? beats me.

oh btw karena gue bosen, jadi gue baca2 aja tu koran, isinya bodoh.

di saat itulah ada ce umur late 20s gt masuk, apparently nganter ortu kali yah.
gaya berpakaian : hampir eksekutif di bidang fashion (ngerti?)
rambut di-highlight dan kalung bersinar, untungnya spertinya lbi pendek dari gue.
yaaah, not bad juga sih benernya, tapi gue lagi ngantuk jg, jd ga jamin.

nah tiba2 setelah nganter ortu dia duduk di samping gue gt
benernya karena ga ada kursi laen sih :P
ngajak ngomong, dari yang ga jelas, ke Euro, ampe yang lebih ga jelas..
dan sepertinya dgn bodohnya gue ngmgnya agk ngelantur, maklum cape.
sampai di suatu saat ada awkward silence gt, ga niat ngmg krn pgn tdr...

akhirnya gue ke mobil deh, tidur, namanya juga ngantuk.
begitu nyokap selesai, pas masuk mobil, keliatan lagi tuh cewe.
well, let's just say ada saatnya gue ga mau ngantuk :(

postnya lumayan geje nih (jebay? jk) ga ada kerjaan sih.
kmaren mau ntn spanyol malah ketiduran (heheh sori meii)
and yay! Germany in the final! Go Deustchland!

untungnya kawinan sepupu gue hari sabtu besok, jadi bisa ntn final.

gue tag di blog jebay "singing-below-the-window-biting-a-rose kind of song"
gimana cara singing sambil biting a rose?

p.s: rhd u pgn ganti skin ga?

kau genggam tanganku
saat diriku lemah dan terjatuh

A Thousand Miles

2008-06-24T14:03:00.005+08:00

ages since I last blogged.
.
.
not really, 16-make it 17, days

what had happened, let's see..

Bandung Trip

credit buat jebay yang spertinya arrange ini dalam beberapa jam.
karena rencana pertama gue yg nyetir (thx god ga jadi, gue sakit)
well, jadi nginep di rmh jul, which btw, is freaking far from mine.
good thing I met him in Senayan instead, huh?

well, since katanya tu org pengen ptong rambut di senayan,
jadi gue recommend hairstylist gue jaman dlu, waktu gue masi di pusat kota
namanya bayu, johnny andrean, lt.2, tapi ko harga jadi 2x lipat yah :P
dan gue baru discover sth, creambath ma ptg rambut harganya sama!

balik ke rumah jul, karena ga jadi nyetir, bisa ntn bola, belanda menang 3-0, wow.
bangun2 pagi2, kaget gara2 ada anjing mengonggong bagai kafilah berlalu (?)
fyi, gue agk traumatic sama anjing, knp anjing tetangga msti gde bgt sih. :(
err, mskipun anjingnya jul lbi pndk dr tulang kring gue, tp ttp aj itu anjing. lol.

ya sudah lah, walhasil pergi ke bandung, naek APV, 2 jam lebih dikit!
ini pak supir pasti negebut around 120km/h deh, mobil gede begitu.
ada jul yang didepan (knp y? :D) jebay yang somehow insulted kalo dblg cupu
dan fanie yg mabuk kndaraan (masi ddk d blkg, haiz...)

note : jebay merasa kejayusan krn ada jul dan gue, gmn kalo waktu itu dia jadi chandra yah? dtambah ada bebek juga yang waktu itu "jago babi" :D

sampe di bandung, first stop, kmana lagi kalo bukan....Giant! (ga ptg, btw)
ktemu org2 disana lah, maura, ivan, miko, dan bagus yg dktawain fanie mulu.
gus, katanya muka lo mirip dinosaurus (u ga bakal baca ini sih btw)
haha dan akhirnya gue ktm yg nmnya ivan, dr dlu dgr crita doank gt.

side track : Miko selamat keterima di Architecture!

di bandung, ngapain? shopping, karaoke, makan, hahah hedon sjati.
funny thing, fanie kerasa agk malu2 di karaoke, ga nyangka.
miko lain kali kita berduet Eastdead lagi okeh? *yeah uptown girl...*
nasi timbel, gue ambil getuk, haduh manis banget :(
oh, Bebek van Java harganya naek, tapi sambel masi pedes,
dan Madtari, masi bykan keju daripada rotinya, Jul post fotonya donks :P

begitu balik, gue merasa tepar, dan ternyata memank gue sakit, radang :(
betapa bersyukurnya gue ga nyetir balik gt, hujan lagih.
dan diwarnai dengan seseorang yang mau dianter tapi bingung jln k rmh :D jk.
oh btw, complex serpong itu gede banget yah? kalo jalan gempor deh pasti.
balik ke rumah jul, dia ngajakin workout, ajegile, uda jam 12 malem begitu.
walhasil krn capek + sakit, ga ntn bola deh, tidur cepet.

dan besoknya buat balik ke rumah, gue utang jul 100rb (biar inget)
dan bodohnya karena ga dpt taksi, naek ojek deh
btw itu cuma kali ke 3 ato 4 gue naek ojek :P
lucu juga, cengkareng-bintaro, 35 rb, not helping my health though.
mana tu tukang ojek ngajak ngomong terus lagi, kagak tau org radang yah.

overall it was good seeing you all :P
meskipun radang gue kyknya ga sembuh2, 10 hari! darn.

seems I got a lot of stories.
this post has gotten too long! next time then.

P.S : selamat mengerjakan Mid-Year Examinations ppl :D

when I'm feeling weak
And my pain walks down a one way street

culture shock

2008-06-12T19:42:00.004+08:00

Gue denger-denger di indo lagi ribut-ribut soal FPI yah... Front Pembela Islam yang katanya rusuh di Monas trus mukulin ibu-ibu dan anak kecil.

Kemaren ada yang nanya gue, view gue tentang FPI gimana. Dengan sangat bangga gue umumkan di blog ini sekarang bahwa seluruh keluarga gue adalah anggota garis keras FPI. Ya, termasuk gue.

Cuman kita di faksi FPI yang agak beda aja sama FPI yang itu. Contohnya:

Bokap: ketua FPI (Forum Pengendara Innova)
political statement: "Kok harga bensin naik terus ya... kayaknya Innova perlu diganti nih... kalian mau BMW seri 7 apa Mercedes Benz SLR ?" (ngayal)

Nyokap: sekretaris FPI (Forum Pembelanja Ibu-Ibu)
political statement: "Eeh, sekarang disana udah Singapore Great Sale ya?? Iya, ibu baca di koran. Diskonnya banyak ga? Rame ga? Ibu kesana ya??" *heboh ala ibu-ibu*

Adek gue: ketua muda FPI (Front Playboy Indonesia)
political statement: "Yee... orang cewenya yang ngajak gue... bukan salah gue lah... mana gue tahu kalo dia dah punya cowo... hehehe" *devilhead*

kalo gue....

Gue: seksi kebersihan FPI (Forum Pemuja Inul)

inul sang dewi pujaan

political statement: "TARIK MANGGG"
*plak dumplak dumplak dung dung dung serr*

Anyway ngomong-ngomong dangdut, kemaren pas gue jalan dari hostel ke fairprice, gue liat KUDA LUMPING (ga ada hubungannya sih ama dangdut). di void deck. suer gue ga bohong.

Jadi kayaknya ceritanya ada pesta perkawinan melayu gitu deh, dan mereka ngundang kuda lumping. Gue shock abis liat ada pertunjukan kuda lumping di Clementi. Terakhir kali gue liat kuda lumping pas gue di Jawa, dan itu dah lama banget (pas gue SD kayaknya).

Perbedaan yang sangat mencolok:
1- Dulu pas gue liat kuda lumping di Jawa rasanya biasa aja. Di Singapura rasanya kampung banget. PLEASE LAH ini SINGAPURA gitu lohh. Kok masih ada kuda lumping tahun 2008.

2-Crowdnya beda banget. Dulu pas di Jawa yang nonton kuda lumping itu anak-anak kecil pada pake singlet, pake sarung, sendal jepit. Yang ibu-ibu pake daster dan sendal jepit, yang bapak-bapak juga pake sarung, terus bawa sepeda onthel.

Di Singapura?
WUIDIH yang nonton pada pake t shirt item, skinny jeans, cardigan, sepatu converse chuck taylor. Trucker hat yg dikecilin biar cuma nyangkut doank di kepala. Yang cewe, sama. ada sih yang pake baju kurung tapi rambutnya ijo/merah/ungu. tidak lupa pake kohl/eyeliner item tebel. jangan lupa motor Honda CBR parkir disebelah.

buset dahh, nonton kuda lumping berasa nonton konser As I Lay Dying.

tapi aku rase kan, macam tu baru best. budak-budak indon tak gerek lah. tak tahu fesyen. tinggal kat singapore, tapi cakap melayu macam orang melayu pun tak boleh. melepak kat void deck pun tak. pelajar indon kan, sehari-hari belajar je. alamak. macam rajin. tak tau macam mana nak enjoy die punya life tu. kesiannya...

song of the day: Blink 182 - Everytime I Look for You

seriusloejon
when it comes down to a choice
between being unloved
and being vulnerable,
then you can just keep your love

bonne ecoute

2008-06-07T18:02:00.002+08:00

i feel like throwing up now. i have been staring at wilted flowers and hard, cold, dust covered chocolate bars for god knows how long. i am tired but unable to sleep. i am hungry but unable to eat, thirsty but unable to drink.

the room is in a mess. there is this rotting stench hanging in the air.

people are dying. i am alive.

but just let me sleep.

(i really should stop reading Chuck Palahniuk books. like, really. those books are poisonous)

song of the day: Drop Dead, Gorgeous - Dressed For Friend Requests
(omg i listen to emo again. nooooo....)

seriusloejon
She'd be in the kitchen
I would start the fire
Those days are gone
But you know I can't give up

Stereogram :D

2008-06-07T01:26:00.006+08:00

Hi ho!

and so, I've usefully wasted my time surfing the Internet.
Found something very interesting :D
this funny writing is called Stereogram
there is a 3-d image in these text below, u can only see it by re-focusing your eye
it is apparently good for eye therapy

uh oh, I've been loving this since toddler, I got big poster at home

let's try with the easy one then:

can you see a big, warm SMILEY? like those in msn

and those are LOCK and the KEY

yay! I love this :D

smoky mountain memories
keep me strong

Tipe Orang Didalam Gym

2008-06-04T17:17:00.000+08:00

Pada kesempatan kali ini, saya mengajak para pembaca untuk sedikit bersantai. Setelah sekian lama kita di paksa untuk berlatih keras di gym, mental anda butuh sedikit relaks. Topik yang saya pilih ini adalah salah satunya. Tak ada niat jelek sedikitpun saat menyusun tulisan ini. Suka atau tidak, mereka adalah teman-teman kita pula, dan dengan mengenal lebih jauh masing masing kepribadian mereka, maka kita bisa memakluminya lebih baik, dan membuat kita berdamai dengan diri kita sendiri, dan meneruskan latihan kita dengan tenang tanpa harus merasa terganggu dengan kehadiran mereka. Tipsnya adalah, berusahalah bersikap fleksibel diantara mereka. Nah, siapa saja mereka itu?

PICK-UP ARTIST

Tipe ini adalah mereka yang selalu merasa kesepian dan butuh teman. Tipe ini butuh teman sepanjang waktunya. Biasanya berdandan gondrong ala F-Tse (pria), mengenakan pakaian yang bagus, atau memakai parfum. Sangat mudah membantu yang lainnya jika di rasa mengalami kesulitan memakai peralatan gym tertentu. Apalagi jika yang di tolong itu ternyata ganteng/cantik, dan berpeluang besar menyentuh badannya dengan tangannya. Paling sering mangkal di peralatan cardio gym seperti treadmill atau sepeda elektrik. Ia dengan cepat akan menempatkan dirinya di samping anda dan mencoba memulai percakapan seakrab mungkin. Kalau jaman dulu mungkin topiknya berkisar soal zodiak bintang, namun jaman sekarang topiknya berkisar soal, “Mari saya bantu cara memakai treadmill ini?” Tipe ini paling mudah di kenali di gym. Jika kebetulan tipe ini adalah seorang pria, tunggu saja sampai ada seorang wanita cantik yang memasuki gym, maka pria tipe ini akan mengerumuninya bagai kecoa ketemu sirup. Jika wanita tipe ini melihat pria yang disukainya, biasanya akan menunggu beberapa hari/minggu sesi pertemuan sebelum mulai mendekatinya, jadi agak sulit mendeteksinya.

BIMBO

Pick-up artist tidak akan mampu menerapkan ilmunya tanpa kehadiran tipe Bimbo ini. Jika tipe ini kebetulan seorang wanita (mayoritas memang wanita), maka biasanya datang ke gym bukan untuk latihan beban, namun mencari orang yang bersedia mengajaknya keluar. Ia akan berdandan seperti penari striptease, dan untaian rambut dan makeup yang oke, dan berpakaian olahraga sedemikian rupa sehingga menonjolkan bagian dada, perut, paha, dan pantatnya, membuat para lelaki menjadi horny melihatnya. Ia tahu apa yang dilakukannya, jadi biasanya tidaklah sebodoh penampilannya. Paling sering mangkal di peralatan lat-pulldown machine, terkadang suka membanting beban yang terpasang, atau malahan, tidak memakai beban sama sekali. Atau di leg-curl machine, dimana ia bisa memamerkan pantat dan pahanya yang mulus. Jika ada pria yang mendekatinya, dengan cepat ia akan berlagak bodoh dan bertanya dengan nada imut, “Cara saya sudah benar belum?” Jika saat itu kebetulan ada kelas aerobik, biasanya ia akan ikut di barisan agak belakang, karena sadar level fitness nya tidak terlalu bagus. Dahulu saya pernah melihat pria tipe Bimbo, dan ternyata ia seorang gay, jadi tak banyak yang bisa saya ungkapkan, karena sejak itu saya tidak pernah bertemu dengan pria tipe Bimbo.

STEROID FREAK

Tipe ini tidak malu dengan pemakaian steroid nya, ia malah bangga! Biasanya tipe ini suka berkumpul dengan sesama pemakai, dan suka bercanda soal apa saja yang sudah di suntiknya, lengkap dengan side-effect nya. Biasanya mereka punya nama panggilan seperti deca, bloaty, atau sejenisnya. Mereka menganggap diri mereka merupakan bagian dari keluarga besar underground dan memiliki rasa solidaritas besar di antara mereka. Mereka suka dianggap berbeda dengan lainnya, karena pilihan gaya hidupnya yang ekstrim. Terkadang suka muncul di depan publik dan memberi kesan seolah-olah mereka adalah yang terkuat dibanding lainnya. Sulit bagi orang kebanyakan untuk memahami filsafat hidup mereka, “Menyuntik diri sendiri dan menelan berbagai pil hanya sekedar bisa mengangkat beban super berat dan menumbuhkan ototnya jauh melebih kemampuan alami seseorang, dan semuanya hanya untuk berpose nyaris bugil didepan publik saat kontes dengan badan berlumuran minyak."

PAHLAWAN NATURAL

Tipe ini adalah musuhnya tipe Steroid Freak. Biasanya tipe ini memakai baju atau asesoris lainnya yang bertuliskan status bebas drug-nya dan memperlakukannya sebagai medali kehormatannya. Tipe ini biasanya sangat munafik dan tidak sadar bahwa tidak ada orang didunia ini yang benar-benar bebas drug, kecuali Tarzan. Apakah anda benar benar bebas suntik polio, suntik imunisasi hepatitis, multivitamin mineral, dan banyak lagi lainnya? Katakan itu pada tipe Pahlawan Natural biar sadar. Tipe ini sangat cepat menuduh orang lain yang berbadan jauh lebih besar darinya didalam gym atau dimana saja, sebagai orang yang memakai drug. Atau, biasanya ia juga kerap berkeluh kesah mengenai kekalahannya dalam kontes binaraga natural, dikalahkan oleh orang yang ditudingnya memakai drug. Ia tidak sadar, jika ia punya bodypart yang kurang bagus, atau tidak terlalu kuat dalam latihannya, itu dikarenakan ia adalah natural. Rasa sinis dan celetuk negatifnya terkadang bisa membuat anda menjadi down. Sulit berteman dengan tipe seperti ini, kalau ujungnya hanya untuk di cela saja.

LEAN MAN

Terkadang tipe ini juga merangkap sebagai PickUp Artist. Tak ada hari tanpa posing baginya. Sebisa mungkin kalau berpergian, selalu pakai kaos ketat berlengan pendek, atau tank top, agar bisa menampilkan definisi ototnya dengan jelas, terutama bagian kaki, perut dan tangan. Tak ada cermin yang bisa lolos dari cengkeramannya, dimana ia dengan bebasnya berpose, atau minimal, tampil sekilas saja. Sesi latihan di gym benar benar di manfaatkannya untuk menampilkan sisi terbaik ototnya dihadapan member gym lainnya, baik itu di sengaja atau pura-pura tidak sengaja. Sisi positifnya, kita jadi termotivasi untuk selalu diet sepanjang waktu dan rajin cardio. Bedanya, tipe LeanMan paling suka menampilkan hasilnya didepan orang lain.

BULK BOY

Tipe ini adalah kebalikannya tipe Lean Man. Tipe ini selalu berusaha mendapatkan berat badan yang sangat berat, misalnya 300 pounds, atau berusaha menambah 1 atau 2 inch pada ukuran tangan atau kakinya. Biasanya ia memang berbadan besar. Kalau ditanya orang, “Kapan akan tampil di kontes binaraga lagi?”, maka biasanya ia akan menjawab, “Nanti saja deh, saya musti nambah berat badan lagi.” Mudah di temui di gym saat mengangkat beban yang sangat amat berat, dan menghindari latihan cardio bagaikan drakula ketemu matahari. Biasanya ia juga membawa bekal berupa supplement weight gainer dan/atau makanan diet nya dalam kontainer makanannya. Biasanya ia punya banyak lemak di sekujur tubuhnya, maka dengan kesadaran sendiri, biasanya ia memakai celana baggy kedodoran dan kaos yang kedodoran tak peduli seberapa panas cuaca kala itu. Tipe ini biasanya merasa bisa memenangkan kontes binaraga, tapi tidak pernah merasa cukup besar untuk mulai menjalani diet sesungguhnya.

DAREDEVIL

Bagian dari generasi X jaman sekarang. Gemar melakukan olahraga outdoor seperti panjat tebing, sepeda, roller-blade, dan ratusan jenis olahraga lainnya yang biasa anda lihat di MTV Sports. Biasanya memakai sepatu boot perang dan memakai earphone walkman di kupingnya. Lagu lagu pilihannya biasanya seperti Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Eminem, Limp Bizkit, Korn, Soundgarden dan aliran musik pemberontakan lainnya. Mereka menganggap fitness hanyalah bagian dari program atletik saja.

INSTRUKTUR GADUNGAN

Tipe ini memberi citra buruk pada instruktur resmi/betulan. Biasanya mereka suka merebut client orang lain dan berusaha menyakinkan mereka jika mereka butuh instruktur. Biasanya tipe ini juga merupakan binaragawan yang oke badannya dan sepintas cocok untuk pekerjaan itu. Namun biasanya mereka memberi terlalu banyak perhatian pada kelompok (apalagi jika isinya para wanita cantik), bukan secara perorangan. Siapapun yang menjadi client dari tipe ini, akan menjadi langsing (dompetnya). Tipe lainnya yang mirip-mirip adalah member gym biasa, namun suka sekali mengajari orang lain, padahal fisiknya sendiri biasa-biasa saja.

PEMULA ABIS

Tipe ini sangat mudah dikenali di gym. Suka mondar mandir kesana kemari didalam gym, tak tahu hendak latihan apa, dan kelihatan seperti orang tersesat. Mereka, para pribadi malang, bahkan belum sempat membuat teman baru di gym, karenanya tipe ini kerap datang bersama teman-temannya agar tak terlihat bodoh, tapi nyatanya, sama saja. Mereka memperlakukan informasi seputar latihan yang terpasang di papan informasi gym, bagaikan sang penyelamat. Jika tidak tahu cara pakai sebuah alat di gym,maka mereka akan menunggu seseorang memakainya (gengsi bertanya). Membanting saat beban diturunkan, adalah ritual yang paling sering mereka lakukan, entah mereka sadar atau tidak. Kadang, mereka juga mencoba membeli kaos gym setempat, hanya sekedar agar bisa di terima di gym tersebut (bicara soal krisis identitas). Seiring berjalannya waktu, mereka akan bermutasi menjadi salah satu dari tipe orang gym yang diulas di tulisan ini, atau yang lebih parah, tak pernah menampakkan diri lagi di gym karena malas.

REMAJA

Mereka benar-benar beruntung. Saya saat seumuran mereka, tidak punya akses ke gym dengan peralatan canggihnya. Mereka melompat kesana kemari didalam gym bagaikan kelinci, namun biasanya paling suka mangkal di bench press, mencoba mengalahkan temannya.

BIANGNYA AEROBIC

Kebanyakan tipe ini punya cita-cita suatu hari kelak punya klub kesehatan sendiri dengan massage dan lapangan tenisnya. Beberapa yang lebih realistis bercita-cita ingin menjadi instruktur senam. Kalaupun latihan beban, mereka memasang beban sangat ringan, dan terkadang memamerkan ototnya yang menggelikan itu. Paling suka mangkal di atas sepeda elektrik, treadmill, atau StairMaster, kadang memakai walkman atau membaca majalah kelas tinggi seperti Cosmopolitan misalnya. Paling suka ikut kelas aerobik dan memaksakan diri berada di barisan paling depan walau datang terlambat sekalipun, dan pura-pura tidak sadar jika sikapnya itu justru merusak barisan yang sudah ada sebelumnya. Walau begitu, kemampuannya biasa biasa saja, dan tentu saja, memiliki tubuh penuh lemak, dan terkadang juga merupakan campuran tipe Bimbo.

MALES ABIS

Tipe ini biasanya dibayari membership fee nya oleh kantornya. Intinya, tipe ini datang ke gym hanya untuk cari keringat saja, atau mencari suasana baru selepas kerja kantornya, atau kebanyakan uang sampai tidak sadar telah membelanjakannya untuk gym itu. Latihan yang dilakukan benar benar hanya memenuhi standar minimal saja. Tak ada perubahan fisik berarti padanya setelah ikut gym beberapa blulan lamanya. Kebanyakan dari mereka tak pernah menampakkan dirinya lagi di gym setelah masa berlaku membership nya habis. Terkadang, dalam sebulan ia hanya muncul sekali atau dua kali di gym.

gue yang mana yah? remaja aja deh...

Never been easy

2008-06-03T18:02:00.003+08:00

Long time no update.

akhirnya setelah beberapa hari before 2 June 2008 panik bingung pusing2,
next stop for the next 4 years : NTU Mathematics and Economics
thanks to one email, though that one call from SMU didn't help.
so aniwae, I'm thankful and looking forward to uni.

hehe mesti makasih ama Bryan Lim nih kayaknya,
kalo dia uda ngasi comment jelek2 pas J1, bisa2 gue diterminate sebelom lulus dah.
dan, anehnya malah dia nawarin jadi tutor buat group econs,
knapa ga science ato maths aja sih, lebih pede gt rasanya

yay! duit uni bisa dpake buat ganti mobil deh :D
kijang rasanya boros banget gila, apalagi bensin naek jadi 6rb/liter.
meskipun kayaknya Honda CRV pnya jul lebih menderita sih.
g ma bokap milih yaris! 1 liter : 17 km, yeah!

oh dan kemaren karena tiba2 ngrasa bosen, isenk ke gym 2x
jadi pagi pegi, balik tidur, trus sore lagi deh.
hasilnya : hari ini abis gue tidur 12 jam kaki masi sakit...
seperti biasa aja deh, kykny i'm on the right track ini..

Euro 2008 uda mau mulai tanggal 7 Juni, tapi cuma ada d antena biasa.
dan acara pembukanya ga ditayangin di indoo :( sdih y mei.
pengen bela Germany, tp ko kyknya susah yah..

ngmg2 bagi org2 yg ad d indo, kalo mau jalan ayuk, nganggur neh.
ke bandung, anyer, bali juga silakan, tapi byrin gue kalo bs yah :P

song of the day : Bryan Adams - Summer of '69

wondering if anything will go right
will you dance with me tonight?

Agonizing thoughts.

2008-05-30T04:37:00.003+08:00

I'm just sad.

4 days left, and still pretty darn confused.

just do it, too much thinking never end up good.
It does not matter, I will adjust, as usual.
It does not matter, attitude is the one.

and yet I am still confused. help.
head or heart?

Developing country : Indonesia

2008-05-29T02:50:00.003+08:00

Anda tahu kenapa Indonesia tidak menjadi negara maju?

Karena rakyat Indonesia sejak dini sudah di doktrin dengan lagu2 yang tidak bermutu & mengandung banyak kesalahan, mengajarkan kerancuan, dan menurunkan motivasi.
mari kita buktikan :

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"Balonku ada 5... rupa-rupa warnanya... merah, kuning, kelabu.. merah muda dan biru... meletus balon hijau, dorrrr!!!"

Perhatikan warna-warna kelima balon tsb, kenapa tiba2 muncul warna hijau?
Jadi jumlah balon sebenarnya ada 6, bukan 5 ! -

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"Aku seorang kapiten... mempunyai pedang panjang...kalo berjalan prok..prok.. prok... aku seorang kapiten!"

Perhatikan di bait pertama dia cerita tentang pedangnya, tapi di bait kedua dia cerita tentang sepatunya (inkonsistensi)
Harusnya dia tetap konsisten, misal jika ingin cerita tentang sepatunya seharusnya dia bernyanyi :
"mempunyai sepatu baja (bukan pedang panjang)..kalo berjalan prok..prok.. prok..", nah, itu baru klop!
jika ingin cerita tentang pedangnya, harusnya dia bernyanyi :
"mempunyai pedang panjang... kalo berjalan ndul..gondal..gandul.. atau srek.. srek.. srek.." itu baru sesuai dgn kondisi pedang panjangnya!

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"Bangun tidur ku terus mandi.. tidak lupa menggosok gigi.. habis mandi ku tolong ibu.. membersihkan tempat tidurku.."
Perhatikan setelah habis mandi langsung membersihkan tempat tidur.

Lagu ini membuat anak-anak tidak bisa terprogram secara baik dalam menyelesaikan tugasnya dan selalu terburu-buru.
Sehabis mandi seharusnya si anak pakai baju dulu dan tidak langsung membersihkan tempat tidur dalam kondisi basah dan telanjang!

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"Naik-naik ke puncak gunung..tinggi.. tinggi sekali..kiri kanan kulihat saja.. banyak pohon cemara..2X"

Lagu ini dapat membuat anak kecil kehilangan konsentrasi, semangat dan motivasi!
Pada awal lagu terkesan semangat akan mendaki gunung yang tinggi tetapi kemudian ternyata setelah melihat jalanan yg tajam mendaki, lalu jadi bingung dan gak tau mau berbuat apa, bisanya cuma noleh ke kiri ke kanan aja, gak maju2!

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"Naik kereta api tut..tut..tut. . siapa hendak turut ke Bandung ..Sby..bolehlah naik dengan naik percuma..ayo kawanku lekas naik..keretaku tak berhenti lama"

Nah, yg begini ini yg parah! mengajarkan anak-anak kalo sudah dewasa maunya gratis melulu.
Pantesan PJKA rugi terus! terutama jalur Jakarta-Malang danJakarta-Surabaya !

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"Di pucuk pohon cempaka.. burung kutilang berbunyi.. bersiul2 sepanjanghari dg tak jemu2..mengangguk2 sambil bernyanyi tri li li..li..li.. li..li.."

Ini juga menyesatkan dan tidak mengajarkan kepada anak2 akan realita yg sebenarnya. Burung kutilang itu kalo nyanyi bunyinya cuit..cuit.. cuit !
kalo tri li li li li itu bunyi kalo yang nyanyi orang (catatan: acara lagu anak2 dgn presenter agnes monica waktu dia masih kecil adalah Tra la la trili li!), bukan burung!

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"Pok ame ame.. belalang kupu2.. siang makan nasi, kalo malam minum susu.."

Ini jelas lagu dewasa dan tidak konsumsi anak2! karena yg disebutkan di atas itu adalah kegiatan orang dewasa, bukan anak kecil.
Kalo anak kecil, karena belom boleh maem nasi, jadi gak pagi gak malem ya minum susu!

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"Nina bobo nina bobo oh nina bobo... kalau tidak bobo digigit nyamuk"

menurut psikolog: jadi sekian tahun anak2 indonesia diajak tidur dgn lagu yg penuh nada mengancam

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"Bintang kecil dilangit yg biru..."
(Bintang khan adanya malem, lah kalo malem emang warna langitnya biru?)

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"Ibu kita Kartini...harum namanya"
(Namanya Kartini atau Harum?)

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"Pada hari minggu..naik delman istimewa ku duduk di muka"
(Nah, gak sopan khan..masa duduk di muka??)

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"Cangkul-cangkul, cangkul yang dalam, menanam jagung di kebun kita..."
(kalo mau nanam jagung, ngapain dalam-dalam emang mo bikin sumur?

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'Pelangi-pelangi alangkah indahmu,...pelukismu agung, siapa gerangan ?"
( kan udah tahu yang ngelukisnya si agung, masih nanya siapa gerangan ?"

gue ngakak waktu baca....

Sacred flowers of the sky.

2008-05-27T14:00:00.002+08:00

okay, and so clock is ticking.
.
.
still have not made my uni decision.
oh well, I will get inspiration one way or another, hope it won't be too late

deadline : 2 June 2008. sigh.

nothing much to blog about,
father just recovered from dengue, dragged him back to gym yesterday
and strangely, he is more active than ever now.
and me, things are just normal, not working anymore, yay!

I read something interesting in the paper today :

stiudes hvae shwon taht we can sitll raed tehse stenence as lnog as the frsit and lsat wrod are uncghaned

can you? I find it very true.

oh, and btw, I got more of interesting signs, from Melody :

Dry cleaners in Bangkok:
DROP YOUR TROUSERS HERE FOR BEST RESULTS.

In a Nairobi restaurant:
CUSTOMERS WHO FIND OUR WAITRESSES RUDE OUGHT TO SEE THE MANAGER.

On the grounds of a private school:
NO TRESPASSING WITHOUT PERMISSION.

On an Arctic River highway:
TAKE NOTICE: WHEN THIS SIGN IS UNDER WATER, THIS ROAD IS IMPASSABLE.

On a poster at Fight Illiteracy:
ARE YOU AN ADULT THAT CANNOT READ? IF SO, WE CAN HELP.

In a City restaurant:
OPEN SEVEN DAYS A WEEK AND WEEKENDS.

A sign seen on an automatic restroom hand dryer:
DO NOT ACTIVATE WITH WET HANDS.

In a maternity ward:
NO CHILDREN ALLOWED.

In a cemetery:
PERSONS ARE PROHIBITED FROM PICKING FLOWERS FROM ANY BUT THEIR OWN GRAVES.

Sign in Japanese public bath:
FOREIGN GUESTS ARE REQUESTED NOT TO PULL COCK IN TUB.

Tokyo hotel's rules and regulations:
GUESTS ARE REQUESTED NOT TO SMOKE OR DO OTHER DISGUSTING BEHAVIOURS IN BED.

Hotel room notice in Chiang-Mai, Thailand:
PLEASE DO NOT BRING SOLICITORS INTO YOUR ROOM.

Hotel brochure in Italy:
THIS HOTEL IS RENOWNED FOR ITS PEACE AND SOLITUDE. IN FACT, CROWDS FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD FLOCK HERE TO ENJOY ITS SOLITUDE.

P.S : wish I can do more than just words :)

But the phone don't ring cos my friend ain't home, I'm tired of being all alone
Got the TV on cos the radio's playing, songs that remind me of you

World isn't ending.

2008-05-25T11:40:00.004+08:00

Sunday morning rain is falling..
.
.
not.

Panas, dan gue uda ga bisa tidur lagi
dan dengan bodohnya tadi uda niat pergi mau ke bengkel
dan udah jalan begitu, gue bingung ko byk org naek speda...
oh ternyata ini hari Minggu, bengkel itu ga buka, kirain Sabtu...
lalala, so gue balik lagi and curl up in my bed again :P

soal uni, gue blom memutuskan si lucunya, masi ampe June 2
nyokap nyuruh ke Sg buat ngeliat secara langsung dan memutuskan
ogah ah, kayak gue blom pernah ke uni2 itu ajah gitu...
well, gue masi mikir si..argh.

rhd, dude, hot babes in those places? really?
try esplanade rooftop and snacth one of them away from her bf, dare ya.

quick story, yesterday I went to watch Indiana Jones
the movie was fine, not bad in fact, good scenes, nice characters
though Eastern Russian accent does not suit Cate Blanchett
not the point, sitting beside was this new highschool monkey couple
about 15-16 i'd say? and after 30 min of the movie or so,
they just start consuming each other, good god in heaven.
I mean, it's a fully seated theatre, and they are NOT discreet..
not a good sight.

dan gue jadi bertanya-tanya di dalam hati
(tapi ga ada yang jawab, duh, kalo ada gue bingung si)

what's the point of getting together? besides the obvious reason by those two.
kalo kata dhea n jebay (kalo ga salah), biar ada yang nemenin pas temen2 u repot.
sometimes i'm skeptical, but hey, i'm still straight and up for it :)

enough for now, maybe i'll hit the gym.
hey, workouts can be fun when u see results :P

oh, congratulations David Cook the American Idol!

rahardhi, dude, if u somehow decided to do one of the first three plan,
and think it'll fail, here's your pre-emptive:

Someone told me love would all save us
but how can that be? look what love give us
world full of killing, and blood spilling that will never end

the fundamental things apply

2008-05-25T07:37:00.004+08:00

i need a cup of coffee. decaf. less sugar. with milk and creamer. lotsa creamer.

i just found out that someone just deleted all shows and movies in my hard disk. now i only have the music left.
shit. i have planned to watch 70 gb of movie marathon before start studying for term.

so how im going to pass 2 weeks of boredom and loneliness without my beloved 70 gb of movies?
here are the options:

a) trying to impress a hot babe at the library by acting like a sensitive poet and starting a conversation about Hemingway/Kafka/all those classic literature authors who write great books i never read

b) trying to impress a hot babe at the art museum by acting like a sensitive artist and starting a conversation about impressionism/Dadaism/Cubism with passion even though i cannot tell apart which splatter of paint is which.

c) trying to impress a hot babe at the classical music store by acting like a sensitive musician and starting a conversation about Beethoven/Tchaikovsky/Paganini and not letting it shows that my greatest achievement in classical music is sitting down in the concert hall and staying awake for one whole symphony

which i think all of them are going to end up in failure and depression
or,
d) start studying for my term exam earlier

which i think is going to end up in failure and depression

when you come to sit down and contemplate about it, life is really wonderful

(this post is inspired by Barney from How I Met Your Mother)

song of the day: Dooley Wilson - As Time Goes By

seriusloejon
play it Sam,
for old times' sake
if she can stand it, I can
play it

Things people actually said in court

2008-05-21T19:55:00.003+08:00

Things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.

Q: Are you sexually active?
A: No, I just lie there.

Q: What is your date of birth?
A: July 18th
Q: What year?
A: Every year.

Q: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.

Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when
he woke up that morning?
A: He said, “Where am I, Cathy?”
Q: And why did that upset you?
A: My name is Susan.

Q: She had three children, right?
A: Yes.
Q: How many were boys?
A: None.
Q: Were there any girls?

Q: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
A: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
Q: And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time?
A: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was
doing an autopsy.

credits to DaTaste.com

I just can't decide which is more "interesting" :)

Talk of summertime

2008-05-21T19:37:00.005+08:00

Lalala....

sudah lama skali rasanya uda ga blog.
ya sudah lah yah, ampe males nulis in english. :)

ptama2, update,
gue ga dtrima di Chem Engineering NUS.
nah, masalahnya temen gue juga ada yang 4A gp B, ga dapet juga..
jadi yang begimana yang masuk?
makasi banyak deh, bisa jadi kecoa gue dsono ntar kalo andaikan dapet...
ntar org2ny bs blg : "4a? so lousy.." hahaha...

well, so here are the choices available:
1. NTU mathematics & economics
(well, lumayan si, gue suka subjeknya, lumyan yakin bisa dan banyak orang yang gue kenal masuk ke NTU sia...tapii, not really sure bout the hall and school, and it's a new faculty)

2. NUS business administration
(yang ini gue suka hall ama skolanya...business juga tertarik lah, money baby :) tapi masi wondering if i'm the right type for this, comment?)

3. SMU business management
(nah ini bnernya pengen, tapi jujur karena bingung tinggal dmn, jadi lewat deh..coba oldham ganti aturan gt, ato RIB actually bales email gue yang ud dkrm 6x)

dann, karena gue skarang bingung, smua org gue tanya deh :P
comment?

oh, sayang skali leher gue lagi keseleo, ini udah hari ke 5, sakit :(
jadi kurang enak tidur, ke gym pun ga bs
soalnya ternyata leher itu agak pusat yah, push up aj sakit gt.
sudah mulai membaik anw :P

bagi orang2 yang mau pulang ke indoo, nomer gue ga ganti :)
+62811978596, office hours? lol, ga lah, jaman euro gini...

dan hari ini finale American Idol, cih, jadi sedih...

now watching - Bayern Munich vs. PSSI (Indonesia) live from Gelora Bung Karno.

no more talk of darkness
forget this wide eyed fears

last night at 12 i felt immense

2008-05-18T08:44:00.005+08:00

Warning: do not ever read Chuck Palahniuk books while listening to Radiohead in the middle of the night. Palahniuk books will tear open your ribcage, take your heart out, and fill the gaping hole with dark, thick liquid of gloom and despair. Then Radiohead songs will throw your already stuporous heartless body to the well and drag it to the abyss of more gloom and more despair.

As a health advice, when you are reading Palahniuk, listen to Mika or Snoop Dogg. Similarly, when you are listening to Radiohead, especially In Rainbows album, read Doraemon.

This is serious. Read a freakin Doraemon.

===========================

Last night I went to Borders at Orchard to check out the new books. When I was walking back from Borders to the bus stop, there was a band playing at *scape. I stopped and watched for a while. The band was an indie band, and looked like they already have a fan base. The audience knew their songs, and sang along with the vocalist. The sound sytem was awesome. I knew the band was having a very good time.

When i walked back home, i found myself praying to God:

"God, please lead me not into believing that it is cool to quit school and play in a band and be a full time musician,
that it is cool to jump around on the stage instead of doing schoolwork,
that it is cool to smoke on stage, throw beer cans at the audience after singing along with them,
and that it is cool to leave the venue with 3 hot groupies after the gig."

"God, please grant me the wisdom to see that it is way cooler for me to finish all my homework, study hard for all the tests, do CIP at old folks home/zoo/hospital/museum, contribute for the school welfare, go to portofolio building seminars, apply for research attachment, and watch all the hot girls walk past from afar without any hope."

"Amen."

Then I sat on my bed, opened the first page of Survivor by Chuck Palahniuk, and click the play button. The computer screen blinked twice, gleaming the words "RADIOHEAD - IN RAINBOWS" in the dark of the night.

song of the day: Radiohead - All I Need

seriusloejon
moi, je ne comprend pas
but je t'aime nonetheless
moi, je ne comprend pas
parlais vous Anglais?

Get the signs right

2008-05-15T00:34:00.003+08:00

Interesting Signs:

1. In a restroom:

TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW

2. In a Laundromat:
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT

3. In a London department store:
BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS

4. In an office:
WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN

5. In another office:
AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD

6. Outside a second-hand shop:

WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?

7. Notice in health food shop window:
CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS

8. Spotted in a safari park:
ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR

9. Seen during a conference:
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR

10. Notice in a farmer's field:
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES.

11. Message on a leaflet:
IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS

12. On a repair shop door:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING.

(PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)

fantastic, these people.

Are you?

2008-05-14T14:36:00.002+08:00

World's Easiest Quiz

(Passing requires 4 correct answers)

1) How long did the Hundred Years War last?
2) Which country makes Panama hats?
3) From which animal do we get catgut?
4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution?
5) What is a camel's hair brush made of?
6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal?
7) What was King George VI's first name?
8) What color is a purple finch?
9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from?
10) What is the color of the black box in a commercial airplane?

All done? Check your answers below!

(credit to airhole)

ANSWERS TO THE QUIZ
1) How long did the Hundred Years War last?
*116 years

2) Which country makes Panama hats?
*Ecuador

3) From which animal do we get cat gut?
*Sheep and Horses

4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution?
*November

5) What is a camel's hair brush made of?
*Squirrel fur

6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal?
*Dogs

7) What was King George VI's first name?
*Albert

8) What color is a purple finch?
*Crimson

9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from?
*New Zealand

10) What is the color of the black box in a commercial airplane?
*Orange, of course.

What do you mean you failed?!

yeah I am quite proud to say I failed too... :P

Needles and pins.

2008-05-13T01:33:00.002+08:00

Ah Beng : I am a Proud dad, coz my son is in Medical College.
Friend: Really, what is he studying.
Ah Beng: No, he is not studying, they are studying him.

==========================================
Ah Beng : Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.
DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
Ah Beng : Can I take tomorrow? Tonight is final game.

===========================================
Ah Beng : If I die, will you remarry?
Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will you remarry?
Ah Beng : No, I'll also stay with your sister.

===========================================
Ah Beng complained to the police: 'Sir, all items are missing except
the
TV in my house.'
Police: 'How the thief did not take TV?'
Ah Beng : 'I was watching TV news...'

=========================================
Ah Beng comes back to his car and find a note saying 'Parking Fine'
He writes a note and sticks it to a pole 'Thanks for compliment.'

===============================================
Once Ah Beng was walking, he had a glove on one hand and not on other.
So the man asked him why he did so. He replied that the weather
forecast announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it
would be hot.

==================================================
Ah Beng in a bar and his cellular phone rings. He picks it up and says
'Hello, how did you know I was here?'

===================================================
Ah Beng : Why are all these people running?
Man : This is a race, the winner will get the cup
Ah Beng : If only the winner will get the cup, why others running?

===================================================
Teacher: 'I killed a person' convert this sentence into future tense
Ah Beng : The future tense is 'you will go to jail'
=====================================================
Ah Beng told his servant: 'Go and water the plants!'
Servant: 'It's already raining.'
Ah Beng : 'So what? Take an umbrella and go.'

=====================================================
A man asked Ah Beng why Ahmad Badawi goes walking in the Evening and
not in the morning.
Ah Beng replied Ahmad Badawi is PM not AM

Wife: "What are you doing?"
Husband: "Nothing"
Wife: "Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour".
Husband: "I was looking for the expiration date".

------------ --------- --------- --------- ----
Wife: "Do you want dinner?"
Husband: "Sure! What are my choices?"
Wife: "Yes and No".

------------ --------- --------- --------- ------
Wife: "You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why?"
Husband: "When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears".
Wife: "You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?"
Husband: "Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be greater than this one?"

------------ --------- --------- --------- ------
Stress Reliever Girl: "When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden."
Boy: "It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles."
Girl: "Well, that's because we aren't married yet."

------------ --------- --------- --------- ------
Son: "Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady."
Mom: "Well, you have done the right thing."
Son: "But Mom, I was sitting on daddy's lap."

------------ --------- --------- --------- ------
A newly married man asked his wife," Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?"
"Honey," the woman replied sweetly,"I'd have married you, NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!"

------------ --------- --------- --------- ------
Father to son after exam: "Let me see your report card."
Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."

------------ --------- --------- --------- ------
Girl to her boyfriend: "One kiss and I'll be yours forever."
The guy replies: "Thanks for the early warning."

------------ --------- --------- --------- ------
A wife asked her husband: "What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?"
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: "I like your sense of humor."

Like voices of sweet angel.

2008-05-12T01:49:00.004+08:00

Karena uda kelamaan, bikin post baru aja deh

ptama2 mulai dari yang ga penting,
kan ceritanya gue lagi sariawan nih, trus jelas perlu vitamin C donk
dan inget juga ada obat yang diusep ke bagian sakitnya?
trus liat di kulkas, ga ada jeruk ato obat itu, adanya nutrisari
krn gue kreatif, nutrisari diusep aja ke bagian sariawan ituu
sumpah sakit mampus, tapi besoknya sembuh si :) yay gue berbakat :P

oh, hari jumat lalu dapet call dari SMP gue, di summon ksana gitu deh
gue mikir ada apaa lagi ini, dan ternyataaa
mereka mau studi banding ke singapura!
dan tadinya gue disuru ikut, jadi guide, trus gue tanya lah, dibayarin?
"diusahain deh, tapi budget agak mepet nih" ogah ah.
lagian seinget gue tanggal segt ada sodara gue lagi kawin
benernya pengen juga si ksana, tapi ktemu orang2, gue kangen :(
bukan nemenin guru2 muter2 ke Xinmin....

dan hari ini ponakan gue ulang taun yang ke 1, ngapain?
dirayain di KFC di PIM 1
karena baru 1 taun, ga ngerti apa2 lah yahhh...
dan gue masi ga suka anak kecil :(
jadi selama orang2 maen2 ga jelas ma tu anak2 mending ke gramedia...

surat bodoh dari NUS blom nyampe juga, semoga gara2 di indo jadi lama
cek di online, masi "application processing", cih.
for backup udah ada Maths & Econs NTU sih
dan ternyata Edward Halim mau ksana, at least gue ga sendiri lah :P

for the record, berat gue udah balik kyk pas d sg, 67 kg.
ternyata waktu abis ambil A level sempet 75 kg gt, parah ah.
berhubung lagi momentum, skalian turunin ampe 6 pack ahh :P

oh dan gue baru beli strap gitar buat folk/acoustic gitar gue, murah 19rb
dan capo yang di sg 39 dolar, gue beli 39 ribu, sumpah persis.
walhasil gue jadi iseng keliling rumah sambil nyanyi2, peduli amat pembantu blg apa
dan bokap isenk2 join solo ato bass gitu, lucu deh.
pengen tau jadinya rasanya kayak apa kalo perform ma bokap. :)

currently in the mood of performing : Carole King - You Got A Friend

geje? gapapa, baru denger quote bagus soalnya:
"Little trivial things are the ones that really matter"

dan gue baru sadar kata2 trakir di post2 gue biasa pake lime green
ketularan mei deh :P

Well ain't it good to know that you got a friend
when people can be so cold

Month's May

2008-05-10T01:38:00.003+08:00

Happy Birthday Meilani Hundarto!
u're legal now :P
and I give u ur lime green. lol.

-update the rest of the post later, too tired-

this is only a test

2008-05-08T17:06:00.002+08:00

beberapa hari yg lalu, gue baca buku dimana karakter cowonya cium cewenya di bawah hujan, di depan concert stage dimana bandnya lagi mainin For What It's Worth dari The Cardigan. gue penasaran trus gue cari lagunya di Youtube. ternyata lagunya itu yang ini.

buset ini sih lagu buat romantis2an jaman gue SMP. ah masa2 itu.

For What It's Worth

Hey baby come round
Keep holding me down
And I'll be keeping you up tonight.
The four letter word got stuck in my head
The dirtiest word that I've ever said
It's making me feel alright.
For what it's worth, I love you
And what is worse, I really do
For what it's worth, I'm gonna run run run
'Til the sweetness gets to you
And what is worse I love you!

Hey please baby come back
There'll be no more loving attack
And I'll be keeping it cool tonight.
The four letter word is out of my head
Come on around, get back in my bed
Keep making me feel alright.
For what it's worth, I like you
And what is worse, I really do
Things have been worse
And we had fun fun fun
'Til I said I love you
And what is worse, I really do!

For what it's worth, I love you
And what is worse, I really do

For what it's worth, I love you
And what is worse, I really do

For what it's worth, I love you
And what is worse, I really do

ya ampun otak gue langsung reel back, berasa di jakarta 5 tahun lalu. masi SMP. belom rame mp3 player. kerjaannya bikin cd/kaset kompilasi ampe minjem2 cd/kaset ke temen. dengerin radio buat denger lagu2 baru. atau nonton MTV. mulai ngeband. ah strolling down the memory lane deh.

jadi inget cerita cinta2an pas masih SD-SMP. kalo dipikir2 anak jaman sekarang pada kecepetan puber. SMP aja pacarannya dah wuidih heboh banget. tapi kalo dibandingin ama ntar pas udah gede kayanya lebih seru dulu. lebih rame. ga pake repot ribet konflik sampe nangis2an segala.

anw kenapa gue ga pernah maen lagu the cardigans ya? kapan2 ah.

song of the day: The Cardigans - For What It's Worth

seriusloejon
i kneeled before you
as you rose to the sky
to join eons of stars above

Everyday there's a brand new baby born.

2008-05-08T16:07:00.005+08:00

First things first,

thanks to all who wished me haappy bday :)
greatly appreciated.

talking about birthdays, I just found out that my Zodiac sign is actually Aries.
yeah, the common Zodiac signs are simplified to only 12 Zodiac
whereas, astronomically, there is the 13th Zodiac, Ophiucus (Serpentarius)

and the dates under each signs are of course, simplified.
The number of days under each signs are actually different,
if we are to look at the movement of the Sun, astronomically.

Like Scorpio only have 7 days, November 23 - November 29
Serpentarius would lie under November 30 - December 18
And which brings me to the topic, Aries, is under April 19 - May 14.

And thus I began to search for charactericstics of Aries,
just because I have the time, yeah?

Mentally :
Self- confident, Courageous, Impatient, Leadership, Impulsive, Enthusiastic, Initiative, Opinionated, Forceful, Irritable, and Straightforward.

Physically :
Aries are believed to have a strong, athletic, well-proportioned body, above average height, and dark or reddish-colored straight hair. They also can have an elongated face with a well-rounded and broad forehead. The chin is also prominent. Many females will have definitive jaw lines and accentuated cheekbones. Males will possess a dominate Adam's apple. Both will have strong eyebrows that knit together as well as clear and penetrating eyes.

haha..so cool if I have penetrating eyes :)

Im alive and I dont care much for words of doom
If its love you need well I got the room
Its a simple thing changed in me when I found you

Rejection lines and what the girl really means.

2008-05-08T01:37:00.000+08:00

Found this list of rejection lines from Charlotte's web. The "brother" and the "friends" lines sure bring back many a bad memory from teenagehood. Excuse me while I go to one corner and weep...sob:

Not familiar with rejection lines? Here's what we really mean. So get a hint, ok, guys? Seesh.

10. I think of you as a brother.
(You remind me of that f**king pest. And I'm not into incest either.)

9. There's a slight difference in our ages.
(You are one jurassic geezer.)

8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way.
(You are the ugliest freak I've ever laid eyes upon.)

7. My life is too complicated right now.
(I don't want you spending the whole night or else you may hear phone calls from all the other guys I'm seeing.)

6. I've got a boyfriend
(He's my male cat and a half gallon of Ben and Jerry's).

5. I don't date men where I work.
(Actually, I wouldn't even date you if you were in the same 'solar system', much less the same building.)

4. It's not you, it's me.
(It's not me, it's you.)

3. I'm concentrating on my career.
(Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you.)

2. I'm celibate.
(I've sworn off only the men like you.)

1. Let's be friends.
(I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating detail about all the other men I meet and have fun with. It's that male perspective thing)

really, girls?

P.S : my friend, if u need male perspective, I'm available :)

Sweet side of mine.

2008-05-05T16:22:00.002+08:00

Gila uda lama banget gue ga ngeblog/chatting
sibuk alias cape sih, kerjaan brengsek
4 jam dijalan, bisa tua duluan gue sebelom balik sg
utg bntr lagi udah sebulan jadi bisa santai lagii :)

Kmaren ada kawinan sodara gue di Bandung
dari hari Kamis gue dsono, baur balik Minggu kmaren, malem lagi
cape! utg skali gue cowo, jadi by right, ga gt repot ngurusin kawinan bodoh
well, tapi bnernya lumayan keren juga si adat/modern gt
jadi ada panggung adat di tengah-tengah garden party, gokil dah.
lucunya sebelom mulai hujan gt, repot deh smua lari2.

ngomong2 sodara gue umurnya 25, cewe sih, jadi gapapa kawin aja sono.
dan juni ntar ada sodara gue lagi yang kawinan, tapi yg kali ini cowo 23 taun.
kalo mikir gue gt, buset jadi gue slesai kuliah langsung kawin gt?
dan orang2 pada mau lomba2 nyusul gt, gue si makasi aja yah
ce aja blon ada :)

oh waktu mandi2 gt kan katanya airnya itu membawa good luck
gue disirem segentong, kurang ajar itu orang2
btw good luck diatas diartikan kenceng jodoh
tapi slama di wedding recpetion gue dga diajak kenalan ma ce cakep tuh
petuah, gagal.

dan tentu di bandung seperti biasa keluar ama sodara2 gue
nonton Tali Pocong Perawan jam 11 malem, film bodoh gue bilang
ceritanya lebih tepat dibilang ttg Dewi Persik's cleavage, buka aja terus. haiz
filmnya ga serem si, tapi kalo abis itu mampir ke Rumah Ambulan di Jl.Baureksa
sama SMA 3 yg jendela ga bisa ditutup, yaa, gimanaa jugaa gitu rasanyaa..

dilanjutkan dengan supper di MADTARI, bagi orang bandung yang tau, sumpah enenk banget kejunya banyak, bisa jadi babi manis gue bentar lagi, mie ama keju banyakan kejunya begitu.

btw coba search di youtube "portuguese accident", menarik
ttg orang portugal ngambil ce hitchhiker yang cakep gt deh, dijamin keren critanya. :)

okay, beberapa menit lagi harusnya SMU nelpon buat phone interview
Buat ke Business School, padahal NTU udah ngirim surat gue diterima di Maths & Econs
nunggu NUS dengan Chem Eng, ah jadi bingung mau pilih yang mana..

uda dulu deh, ada telefon berdering..

Love is out to get me, that's the way it seems
when I needed sunshine I got rain

spontaneous human combustion

2008-05-01T08:53:00.006+08:00

==this is the start of the cryptic message==

AAAAARGH
rel kereta gak pernah keliatan se-inviting itu sebelumnya
"its not you, its me"
hahahaha kaleng kerupuk loe

==this is the end of the cryptic message==

kalo loe pada dah baca blognya marian, yang menghubung2kan kembali mantan gue Jessica Alba dengan gue, mungkin loe bertanya2:

apa hubungannya jessica alba sama rahardhi?
apakah dia telah memohon rahardhi untuk kembali kepadanya?
ataukah marian telah kebanyakan menghirup baygon?

tidak saudara2!
inilah poster yang telah mengubah cara pandang umat manusia sedunia kepada rahardhi pada khususnya dan orang ganteng pada umumnya:

the horrible outcome of DNA research, cloning and stem cell project.

secara poster ini udah ditempel di berbagai penjuru sekolah, sekarang anak2 manggil gue macem2. "Blondie" lah, "sexy" lah, "jessica" lah, ada lagi yang manggil "you crazy bimbotic bastard". sampai ada anak rugbi yang jadi sering colek2 pantat gue. kurang ajar. eh mas, kalo emang pengen, traktir makan eike dulu donk bok. yukk.

Ah sebodo amat, yang penting sekarang gue dah jadi beasiswawan paling terkenal di sekolah meskipun for a wrong reason.

but fyi, ini bukan pertama kalinya foto ancur gue dipajang di depan satu sekolah. yang pertama sih pas gue diportrayed as Mas Selamat gaul modern masa kini. fotonya kira2 kaya gini:

buronan calon mertua

setelah gue liat-liat kok biasa banget yah. kalo gini doang sih kalah famous ama mas selamat. jadi gue tambahin aja dikit.

caution: he is known to be armed with 9-and-a-half inches long stick. whoever is helping him is comitting a grave offence, and will be granted a night of passion and romance.

YEAHH BABY.

song of the day: Avenged Sevenfold - Beast and The Harlot

seriusloejon
he who made the beast out of himself
get rid of the pain of being the man

disclaimer

2008-04-26T22:23:00.003+08:00

gue ngerasa miserable banget akhir-akhir ini. habis sakit parah, terus dikarantina segala. bosen ga ada temen ngobrol. udah masuk kerjaan banyak banget, numpuk. pr-pr, kerjaan2 lain, cca, banyak banget yang mesti gue kejar. dan hari ini hari sabtu, gue liat orang-orang pada jalan-jalan dan ngajakin jalan-jalan macem2 - nonton konser lah, maen pool lah dsb. dan gue gak bisa gara2 kerjaan gue yang seabrek. AAAAAARGH

terus tadi pas jalan pulang gue ngeliat kakek-kakek tua ngubek-ngubek tong sampah yang gede buat ngumpulin sampah. dan tiba-tiba kekesalan gue ilang semuanya. menguap.

ternyata gue bukanlah orang paling sial di dunia. gue gak berhak atas title itu. sedemikan juga gue gak berhak misuh-misuh, marah-marah, dan protes-protes atas apa yang gue dapetin di hidup gue.

banyak orang yang sekarang setres ngerasa jadi orang paling sial di dunia, cuma gara2 berantem ama pacar, ga sempet main gara2 kebanyakan pr, gak dapet kesempatan ini, dan gak sempat ngelakuin itu. terus marah-marah dan merasa sebagai orang paling sedih dan sial di dunia.

LOE BELOM NGUBEK-NGUBEK TONG SAMPAH BUAT BISA MAKAN, MONYET.
JADI JANGAN BANYAK PROTES.

ada lagi yang dengan beraninya bilang,
"yee standar stresnya kita sama kakek2 itu kan beda. coba deh kakek2 itu suruh jadi anak JC kayak kita. pasti dia setres juga"

KOMENTAR MORON TOTAL

kalo gitu coba deh loe aja yang makan sisa makanan orang di hawker center. atau makan sendal goreng biar bisa hidup. atau mesti ngambilin kaleng2 kosong dari tong sampah demi beberapa dolar yang kita biasa habisin sekali makan di Holland V atau sekali belanja di Marina Square.

pasti loe 800 kali lebih stress daripada sekarang.

dasar bekantan gak tau diuntung

p.s. lebih daripada siapapun, post ini ditujukan kepada penulis sendiri yang merasa semakin lama semakin cemen dan lembek. kebanyakan ngelawak sih.

seriusloejon
i am the maker of tools
dealing with fools

Remember me once in a while.

2008-04-25T03:15:00.005+08:00

Nothing interesting in my personal life.
of course, what do you expect? :)

soo I'm just gonna comment on this stupid show called American Idol.
Carly Smithson is voted off!!
darn, she's one of my favourite vocalist on the show.
why America did not vote for her?
my theory:
1. People don't like her tatoo on her arm
2. She sang a song called "Jesus Christ Superstar"
many people complain that song is blasphemous,
in truth, if u ever care to find the lyrics, it is absolutely not.
anyway, she gave a superb performance, click here.

one more from AI, I thought Brooke White was very touching
She sounded very, very sad, almost made me cry. click here.

On the other hand, I started picking up my guitar and meddle with it.
I think I could do a "not-bad" number on the cover of "think of me"
Knapa ga pernah kepikiran buat perform lagu2 yang agak opera yah?
Kayaknya cocok buat suara gue, kira2 kayak pas "My Way" gitu dehh.
Songs like "Think of Me", "Music of The Night", ato "Memory"
Okay I totally stole from American Idol.

Think of me, think of me waking silent and resigned
Imagine me trying too hard to put you from my mind
Think of me, please say you'll think of me whatever else you choose to do
There will never be a day when I won't think of you

Let your mind start a journey through a strange, new world
Leave all thoughts of the world you knew before
Let your soul take you where you long to be
Only then can you belong to me

so romantic :P
or, as my palmolive soap is labelled "sensual"

Let your darker side give in
to the power of the music that I write

I should have known better

2008-04-22T03:43:00.003+08:00

I feel terrible.

noted: don't read a romantic story when you are all alone by yourself.

Okay, so some AI fans create this imaginary story about the Idols
some lovey dovey thingy between David Archuleta and Ramiele Malubay
it was quite funny, actually, to imagine those idols in the story.
but kudos to the writer, it is very well written.
I'll post the story. click here.

and why I feel terrible? you guess.
to cheer myself up, I watched some Friends episode

good quotes:
"it is ironic how a footage of someone being born can make you want to kill yourself"
"which one is more painful, going through labour or getting kicked in the nuts?"
both by Chandler Bing....

and I stupidly turned down a job offer
reason : i don't think the timing's right
I'm not in the mood to push myself, and so here I am.

sorry this time's just a bunch of complaints.
it's just these times of my mood.

i hear the ticking of clock i'm here alone the room's pitch dark
i wonder where you are tonight no answer on your telephone

How do i get you alone

2008-04-20T22:10:00.008+08:00

pertama-tama gue mau koreksi rahardhi,
titi kamal ato titi kemal? kalo liat di foto sihh...

maap saya hanya bercanda :P

all of a sudden i'm crazed about Ramiele Malubay
not the most beautiful, but I love her voice :)
I keep playing the whole American Idol Studio version for that.

how do we look together?
here's some of my fav by her:

How often i wish, then again i could kiss your sweet lips like i did long ago
how often i long, for those two loving arms, that held me so gentle and warm

You don't know how long I have wanted to touch your lips and hold you tight
You don't know how long I have waited, and I was gonna tell you tonight
But the secret is still my own, and my love for you is still unknown, all alone

and when i tell you that i love you, you're gonna say you love me too
and when i ask you to be mine, you're gonna say you love me too

haha kedengerannya kayak apa ajah...
btw rahardhi makasi banyak karena mengatakan gue sebagai yang paling setia,
viva taurus :)

barusan liat blog marian, nice lyrics
dan sebenernya saya juga kadang2 nulis lagu (bukan kayak "menghentikan waktu")
namun yang betulan jadi cuma melodinya
mau bikin lirik, kadang2 suka ketawa sendiri karena agak gombal
oh well, ntar sometime gue post di sini deh

don't leave me this way
i can't survive without your sweet love

let's go!

2008-04-20T09:36:00.004+08:00

TINGKAT SELINGKUH BERDASARKAN ZODIAKNYA

T A U R U S
21 April – 20 Mei
Peringkat 1 : Kesetiaannya luar biasa dan paling dapat diandalkan
Bagi beberapa zodiac tertentu, Taurus kadangkala dianggap pribadi yang agak membosankan dalam hubungan interaksi karena cenderung berkutat dalam hitungan “berhemat-hemat” atau paling tidak dianggap keras kepala

C A N C E R
21 Juni – 22 Juli
Peringkat 2 : Ratu Rumahan yang setia, selalu ingin merawat pasangannya.
Sensitivitas tinggi membuatnya sangat berhati-hati untuk tidak dilukai dan melukai. Cancer terkesan menutup rapat diri yang membuat beberapa zodiac tertentu menjadi tidak sabar karena makan waktu untuk berinteraksi dengannya.

V I R G O
23 Agustus – 22 September
Peringkat 3 : Sangat hati-hati memilih pasangan.
Ketemu satu saja sudah bikin “capek”, jadi boro-boro mau “main-mata” lagi.. Kerap lumayan rewel dan kritis yang menunjukkan betapa besar perhatiannya pada seseorang. Bagi beberapa zodiac tertentu, Virgo adalah tipe yang kerewelan dan kritiknya kadang bisa bikin orang lain tersinggung.

C A P R I C O R N
23 Desember – 20 Januari
Peringkat 4 : Pemikiran akan rencana-rencananya sangat menyita waktunya..
Cenderung berkutat seputar pemikiran akan rencana-rencananya. Bagi beberapa zodiac tertentu, Capricorn terkesan membatasi diri dalam hubungan interaksi dengan lainnya. Selingkuh hanya intermezzo kala jenuh.

A Q U A R I U S
21 Januari – 19 Februari
Peringkat 5 : Tidak suka selingkuh, tapi menghindari komitmen yang membutuhkan keterlibatan emosional yang dalam.
Aquarius cenderung berpikir dan bertindak tegas. Bagi beberapa zodiac tertentu, ia terkesan sangat radikal. Bila ia sampai selingkuh, berarti itu caranya yang “radikal” untuk mengakhiri hubungan dengan pasangan yang tidak mampu mengikuti pola pikirnya.

L I B R A
23 September – 22 Oktober
Peringkat 6 : Paling sukar menentukan pilihan dan mengalami kesulitan dalam mengungkapkan diri sendiri.
Karena kerap berpikiran mendua mengenai segala sesuatu, bagi beberapa zodiac tertentu, Libra kadang terkesan penuh rahasia dan cenderung sulit dipahami.

G E M I N I
21 Mei – 20 Juni
Peringkat 7 : Harus dimanja agar tidak selingkuh.
Selalu ingin dimanja dan diperhatikan oleh pasangannya. Bagi beberapa zodiac tertentu, Gemini adalah tipe yang gampang berubah-ubah.

S A G I T A R I U S
23 November – 22 Desember
Peringkat 8 : Gampang tergoda untuk selingkuh.
Karakter dasar yang ekspansif maka ia gampang tergoda untuk hal-hal yang “baru”, begitu pula dalam hubungan. Bagi beberapa zodiac tertentu, Sagitarius adalah tipe cemerlang yang penuh vitalitas hidup.

A R I E S
21 Maret – 20 April
Peringkat 9 : Perlu dipantau agar gairah kehangatannya tidak berlebihan.
Antusiasme dalam diri membuat gairahnya selalu berkobar untuk ber-”petualang” dalam segala hal. Bagi beberapa zodiac tertentu, Aries adalah tipe yang hangat dalam hubungan interaksi.

L E O
23 Juli – 22 Agustus
Peringkat 10 : Kesetiaannya diliputi ego yang tinggi.
Egonya yang tinggi membuat kesetiaannya sangat berpamrih, yaitu rela mengalah dalam banyak hal untuknya. Bagi beberapa zodiac tertentu, Leo adalah tipe yang “menawan”.

S C O R P I O
23 Oktober – 22 November
Peringkat 11 : Tak akan membiarkan setiap godaan lewat begitu saja.
Godaan bisa berarti perhatian baginya dan jarang diabaikannya. Scorpio senang menjadi populer sebagai si pecinta ulung. Bagi beberapa zodiac tertentu, Scorpio adalah tipe pecinta yang ekspresif.

P I S C E S
20 Februari – 20 Maret
Peringkat 12 : Si Peselingkuh yang mengaku setia.
Demikian romantis dia, perselingkuhan adalah nuansa indah dalam hidupnya.

"Pisces: Peselingkuh yg mengaku setia"?????

INI... INI FITNAH SAUDARA SAUDARA... FITNAH!
Gila, gue ga pernah nemuin more preposterous lie than this

Gue sebagai wakil organisasi Anak-anak Pisces Paling Oke Tampangnya (singkatan: Anak PISPOT) merasa terhina dan akan melaporkan tindak pidana ini kepada Polres setempat.

Aaargh
Apa-apaan nihh... gue cowo setia kok.
Beneran.
Suer.

Tanya aja Titi Kamal.

song of the day: The S.I.G.I.T - New Generation (Live at Nanonine Tebet Utara)

i really really really regret i missed the gig. the venue is only a few kilometres from my ex-school.
i could have been there. i could have been there.
SHIT. i hate this country.

seriusloejon
hop when i holler
skip when i snap

Pejantan tangguh

2008-04-19T21:54:00.003+08:00

karena tiba2 rahardhi rasanya agak kurang waras,
fine, i'll humour you, buddy,
ini gue tambahin poster campaign satu lagi dah:

bagaimana?
bagian kiri atas rasanya agak kosong, oh well...

mau usulan UU?
nih: semua anggota kepemerintahan diharuskan mempunyai pasangan, jika tidak, akan dikenalkan sampai dapat.

itu udah cukup ngaco :)

Ini percakapan pasangan yang baru get together, bc dari atas ke bawah :

Cowok: "Akhirnya aku sudah menunggu saat ini tiba sejak lama."
Cewek: "Apakah kau rela kalau aku pergi?"
Cowok: "Tentu Tidak! Jangan pernah kau berpikiran seperti itu."
Cewek: "Apakah Kau mencintaiku?"
Cowok: "Tentu! Selamanya akan tetap begitu."
Cewek: "Apakah kau pernah selingkuh?"
Cowok: "Tidak! Aku tak akan pernah melakukan hal buruk itu."
Cewek: "Maukah kau menciumku?"
Cowok: "Ya..."
Cewek: "Sayangku..."

setelah lima tahun, baca dari bawah ke atas.

many nights we pray with no proof anyone could hear
in our heart a hopeful song we barely understood

coup d'etat

2008-04-19T08:45:00.010+08:00

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bagian pertama post ini telah di-remove
karena kengambekan dari yang bersangkutan
dan pelanggaran terhadap UU ITE
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on the light of this matter, 2009 kan Pemilu tuh. gue dah berniat mencalonkan diri sebagai calon presiden independent non partai, tapi bawa almamater instead. mohon dukungannya yah!

calon presiden indonesia pertama yang mukanya kaya teroris homo

gayanya penuh kepemimpinan, otaknya penuh kemaksiatan

program gue kalo udah terpilih:
-> mempromosikan Taman Lawang sebagai Lokasi Tujuan Wisata Malam sekaligus Suaka Margasatwa di Jakarta
-> menobatkan Dono, Kasino dan Indro sebagai Pahlawan Tanpa Tanda Jasa dan dibuatkan patungnya di sebelah Taman Lawang.
-> mengangkat Julia Perez dan Cinta Laura sebagai Duta Pariwisata sekaligus sekretaris pribadi presiden
-> menghentikan ekspor pasir dan TKI ke Singapura. kecuali kalo Singapura bikin permintaan maaf yang disiarkan ke seluruh dunia karena udah bikin gue lari 2.4 km tiap hari senin dan jumat.
-> memanggil The Strokes untuk konser di Istana Presiden
-> apa lagi ya? ada yang punya ide?? ntar gue angkat loe jadi penasehat presiden

hahahaha masa depan indonesia terletak di tangan gue
meanwhile, ngerjain PW dulu ahh

===UPDATE===UPDATE===UPDATE===
karena saudara Hari telah berani tanpa berperikemanusiaan menyuruh saya untuk loncat dari Monas,

saya memutuskan untuk menghukum Hari dengan hukuman yang seberat-beratnya:
loe harus jadi WAKIL PRESIDEN

So,

song of the day: Incubus - Megalomaniac

SeriusLoeJon
ke depan pintu gerbang kemerdekaan indonesia
yang bersatu, berdaulat, adil dan makmur

Precious fragile little thing

2008-04-18T22:03:00.005+08:00

Baru baca postnya rhd,
mau tau knapa ada tulisan2 gokil begt di blkg truk?
kata salah satu supir truk :
"kan kalo jalan jauh bosen, itu buat menghibur"
anw gue pna baca satu tulisannya : Gadis Pantura...............................
gue no comment aja deh.

Kmaren ada Goh Keng Swee Scholarship test,
begitu dateng, orgnya bilang "this is the most prestigious scholarship in Singapore"
karena ngantuk, gue angguk2 aja deh, apapuunn... itu jam 2 siang dan gue blon makan :(
Trus dengan gilanya, tesnya hampir 3 jam, kayak A level econs sia, lama begt.

Dimulai...pertama test IQ alias psikotes, 40 min
buka2 bookletnya, "ko rasanya uda pena ngerjain yah?"
ternyata mrip bgt ama test IQ yg gue dapet dr blognya dhea, makasi y dhe...:)

Trus Maths test gitu deh, 30 min, dan ga boleh pake kalkulator :(
buka2, ko rasanya agak ribet yah, perlu banyak mikir...
slesai 12 soal, liat jam, hampir 15 min! sial.
langsung gue ga pake rough paper lagi dan pake mental calculation (jamin ga teliti)
menit ke 29, gue akhirnya slesai semua, 33 soal, gue mikir: "haduh..."

Next, English, 30 min, ada skitar 15 short paragraph, dan 60 soal (gilaaa....)
mau ga mau ya kerjain aja deh, speed reading ala Adam Khoo (beguna jg akhirnya)
dengan ajaibnya gue slesai 60 soal, tapi ga yakin dan pala dan mata pusing...

begitu slesai, rasanya ko agak panik gimana gt yah, ga bs priksa juga...
celingak-celinguk kiri kanan, ternyata pada ga slesai smua...
lalu orangnya bilang, "If it's any consolation, you are not supposed to finish the test and almost no one has ever attempted all the question"
*tabok pipi* harusnya gue sadar, dgn bodohnya gue napsu selesai smua yah...
mdg pastiin smua bner? ya sudah lah, sudah lewat juga...

gue mau ngejayus tapi post ini uda panjang, lagian uda ada rhd :)
dan gue sedih karena Kristy Lee Cook keluar dari American Idol :(

you'll always be a part of me
i'm part of you indefinitely

street kings

2008-04-18T17:43:00.004+08:00

bukti orang indonesia paling kreatif sedunia:
TULISAN2 YANG DITEMUI DI BELAKANG ANGKOT DAN TRUK
(warning: parental advisory explicit content...namanya juga supir...tanya aja hari...)

new fear the me is 3
-> nyupir demi istri
sekarang bayar, besok gratis
-> yea rite... kapan gratisnya??
so fear she n think
-> sopir sinting
cintamu tak semurni bensinku
-> romantis sehh...
doa ibu menyertaimu
-> biasanya ada gambar ibu2 pake jilbab lagi menadahkan tangan...
gara-gara bolos sekolah
-> sering pon jadi sopir angkot dah
jumat kelabu
-> jalurnya dari Pasar Jumat ke Pondok Labu (jakarta)
janda baru nenen
-> dari Juanda ke Pasar Baru ke Pasar Senen, hehehe jangan ngeres dulu...
goyang pantura
-> truk antar propinsi neh biasanya
gajah oling
-> artinya gajah miring, waspada ama truk2 yg ditulisin ginian
tak sehina yang kau duga
-> gila puitis banget
long street of memory
-> maksudnya 'sepanjang jalan kenangan' kali yee
bersatu di pangkalan bersaing di jalanan
-> persaudaraan antar supir nehh...
be young care rock
-> biang kerok
don't know, casino, in draw -WAR COP DKI
-> fans berat kayanya
book and plumb peasant
-> bukan pelampiasan...
sponge dong
-> yang ini... no comment ah... :malu:
rejekiku dari silitmu
-> tulisan di belakang truk tinja
janda1/3dis
-> janda seperti gadis, biasanya ada gambar cewe seksi rambut panjang
jagal kota
-> di kiri dan kanan bak, di belakang bak ada tulisan, begitu di sambung jadi
jagalah kebersihan kota

and all time favourite....
KUTUNGGU JANDAMU
hehehehe

jadi inget dulu pas smp pernah ada yg nanya gue, "di kok loe ga punya cewe sih??"
gue jawab "kutunggu jandamu"
terus cowonya dateng nonjok gue kenceng banget
sialan, kan becanda doank
(pengen tau deh sekarang dia dah "janda" belom ya? ntar tanya ah)

kenapa tiba2 gue bikin post yg sangat keindonesiaan seperti ini?
gak tau. mungkin karena akhir2 ini nyokap sering nelpon kali ya.

ngomong2 indonesia, gue denger kalo sekarang situs2 porno di blok di indonesia.
bagus, akhirnya dilakukan juga. kayanya emang itu yang dibutuhkan indonesia.
soalnya kalo gue baca berita di indo tambah lama tambah serem aja

ANGGOTA DPR DITANGKAP DI HOTEL
->ya ampun anggota dpr kok berbuat mesum
TINGKAT KEHAMILAN REMAJA MENINGKAT 80%
->hancur sudah moral remaja indonesia
13 ANAK SMP DI CIANJUR KEPERGOK BERMESUM RIA DI KEBUN TEH
-> ....

anw gak kurang 1 ya orang nya?? yang sisa satu ngapain tuh??

song of the day: Cinta Laura Kiehl - Mana Ujan Ga Ada Ojek Becek
39 detik paling absurd tapi revolusioner dalam dunia musik indonesia

seriusloejon
ibu kota lebih kejam daripada ibu tiri
namun ke jakarta aku kan kembali

juno and kasino

2008-04-16T12:43:00.006+08:00

i just got the original soundtrack of Juno. Listening to it made me regret watching Juno with 2 guys. Should have watched it with a girl. Dammit.

Especially when i listened to Anyone Else But You, the song that Ellen Page and Michael Cera sing and play the guitar together in the last scene of the movie. One of the sweetest moments I have seen on screen.

Another one would be when Clive Owen tears open Paul Giamatti with a huge handgun in Shoot 'Em Up and says "What I hate the most is a pussy with a gun in his hand". Sweet.
(Come on, don't give me that look. I'm a guy, okay? And Shoot 'Em Up has a great soundtrack also.)

Anyway,
if you are looking for a cd to give to your significant other, Juno OST is my recommendation. Better if before you two have watched the movie together on couple seat (in cinema) or on your couch, leaning against each other (in DVD).

Even if you are just an insignificant otter, it's still a good album to have. It has a strong artsy-teenage-indie taste though, so you hiphop/mainstream pop/emo rock-listening simpletons, you have been warned.

Now i feel like watching Juno one more time ,or some other smart movies like Juno. I have been watching Warkop DKI on Youtube for the last few days, and I feel intellectually deprived. You cannot keep your IQ from declining if you spend hours watching shows full of beach views complete with girls in swimsuit, the queens of bimbos, and ultimate three ugly stooges with worst slapstick jokes you would ever see on screen.

kasino: halo, nama saya kasino. nama kamu??
cewe cakep: nama saya siska
kasino: wah bagus ya namanya. nanti kalo kita menikah, anak kita bisa dikasih nama siskasino

oh my god.

But somehow I enjoy it nonetheless. I am fully aware that Warkop shows are horrendous, and the jokes are not funny, but I laugh. Maybe I'm just laughing at myself for watching these crap, but I do laugh my ass off at some scenes. And I think that's all that matters.

song of the day: Ellen Page and Michaeel Cera - Anyone Else But You

SeriusLoeJon
he would never talk
but he was not shy
she was a street-smart girl
but she couldn't lie

Little sparrow

2008-04-16T04:18:00.001+08:00

Somehow I got a lot to do for the next few days.
7th days of mourning.
Job interview tomorrow.
Scholarship test on Fri.

Just go with the flow....

Oh ye maidens, heed my warnings.

2008-04-15T02:08:00.003+08:00

Sooo tired!

I have things to complain about, but it's a bit insensitive
some things better keep for myself then.

haduh pulang malem mulu nih
masalahnya, tua di jalan! knapa mobil itu banyak banget di jakartaaaa...
bikin mrt knapa sih, kurang hajar....
anw jadinya gue ga bs di-atas-garis ato menyelam, cih.

scholarship test kamis ini, mau di test apaan yah?
bnernya gue agak2 lupa sampe tadi buka email sih
take it as it goes aja deh, sapa tau dapet lagi kayak 5 taun yang lalu :)

akhirnya ada supir baru masuk!
yay gue bisa nyari kerja lagii deh, ga perlu anter jemput
dan ngomong2 soal ini, akhirnya kmaren gue nabrak motor! yay!
udah ga sabar deh, itu kayak burung, pengen skali2 nabrak, akhirnya kesampean
emosi sia :P btw orgnya ga knapa2 dan dia juga yang salah, jadi ga gt mnarik sii

setelah kayaknya pemerintah nyesel ngeblok youtube, skrg udah di unblock sii
lalu kaskus.us diblok!
katanya, semua mass forum thread di blok, mau jadi ape si indoo?
skalian aja blok mall2 sono, kan banyak org ngumpul tuh.

karena gue isenk malem2 ngutak2 blog orang, skali2 bikin wants list ah
ko rasanya kayak ce somehow, knapa yah? pdhl ga ad salahnya co bikin begtan
wants:
1. maen tenis/futsal/voli/pingpong
2. nge-pool (saking bodohnya gue voucher abis masa berlakunya)
3. rekaman/maen-maen di studio (siapapunn.....)
4. ngeliat skygraden vivocity, tkp :P
5. brand new motherboard, ato laptop juga boleh deh, mesti di servis nii..
6. pengen ketemu_

makin lama makin agak ga jelas yah...
dengar2 PI dikumpulin minggu ini, ayooo...pgn tau lanjutan e-doctor gmn.
btw rahardhi sakit db yah? cepet sembuh deh, inget2 gue ajah.

untuk berfungsi sebagai tirai, ada lagu bagus:

If I were a little sparrow, over these mountains I would fly
I would flutter all around you on my little sparrow wings
little sparrow, little sparrow, oh the sorrow never ends

cuma pake 2 chords btw, buat range baritone, Em ama Am

how can i just let you walk away
when i'm standing taking every breath with you

medan - jakarta via singapore

2008-04-13T18:23:00.003+08:00

gue denger dari temen2 indo gue, katanya minggu depan di jakarta udah UAN
cepet banget man

udah selesai masa SMA loe pada. abis. haha, bukan anak SMA lagi loe pada. udah kuliah.
dan gue disini baru kelas 1 SMA.

coba kalo gue ga ninggalin jakarta...
gue bentar lagi kuliah.
ga pake seragam lagi.
udah pilih-pilih fakultas.
udah mikir mau jadi apa di masa depan.
udah dewasa dan bertanggung jawab... (cieh gue bertanggung jawab :p hansip kalee)

coba gue ga ninggalin jakarta...
kerjaannya maen ampe malem
ngerokok mabok maen mobil/motor pacaran freesex
trus ngeband mulu ga pernah belajar
akhirnya ga naik kelas
terus UAN juga pas-pasan
jadi deh gue orang gak berguna bagi nusa dan bangsa tercinta tumpah darah MERDEKA!

anyway, (sambil menghembuskan napas panjang seraya melihat ke langit biru berlapis cahaya senja di luar jendela)
hidup itu pilihan. dan ada konsekuensinya

sebagai contoh, lo bisa milih ngupil di depan orang yang loe suka, atau loe bisa tahan untuk ga ngupil.
konsekuensinya orang itu ilfil, atau idung loe akan penuh upil.

the choice is yours.

song of the day: Coldplay - Shiver

serius_loe_jon
did you want me to change?
well i'd change for good
and i want you to know that you'll always get your way

Spoonful of fact for a cup of hope.

2008-04-13T03:37:00.003+08:00

Michelle, my belle.
These are words that go together well, My Michelle.

Michelle, my belle.
Sont les mots qui vont très bien ensemble, Très bien ensemble.

chained

2008-04-12T21:32:00.003+08:00

bosan
terbosan
kebosanan
dibosankan
bosan bosanan
bosan beneran

AAAAAARGH

ive read somewhere that some japanese make haiku (japanese poems) when they are stressed. i read one of them.

how reluctantly
the bee emerges from deep within
the peony

wow. its like theres a frame in front of me, with an image of a bee, the peony, a small pool with splashing sound of a frog jumping in, a moon up there in the silence of the night...

HOW exactly can you make such beautiful poem when you're stressed?
what bullshit

ok so i try to make some of my own

sexy girls on board
we are hijacking this plane
to Ibiza
-inspired by DJ Tiesto

i feel somewhat better now. must because of the poem.

song of the day: Michael Jackson - Billie Jean (omg i must be really sick that this song become my song of the day)

serius_loe_jon
i am the one.
but the kid is not my son.

Blind spot

2008-04-11T16:13:00.001+08:00

Yesterday my mother's sis just passed away at 4.30am
barely any sleep since then
maybe this IS a curse indeed.

containment, day 2

2008-04-11T12:28:00.002+08:00

boring sehh.... :(

song of the day : The White Stripes - Fell In Love With A Girl

Fell in love with a girl
fell in love once and almost completely
she's in love with the world
but sometimes these feelings
can be so misleading
she turns and says "are you alright?"
I said "I must be fine cause my heart's still beating"
She says "come and kiss me by the riverside, bobby says it's fine he don't consider it cheating"

Red hair with a curl
mellow roll for the flavor
and the eyes for peeping
can't keep away from the girl
these two sides of my brain
need to have a meeting

can't think of anything to do
my left brain knows that
all love is fleeting
she's just looking for something new
and I said it once before
but it bears repeating

nih lagu bener bener anj*ng!
watch at: http://youtube.com/watch?v=XRDi67G0Siw

serius_loe_jon
pain heals
chicks dig scars
glory lasts forever

Total eclipse of the heart

2008-04-09T02:11:00.007+08:00

hmm...

barusan liat Titi Kamal di transTV, ko kliatannya beda yah.
hampir bingung itu siapa, ksannya jadi lebih kurus gt, dan baru putus lagi.
anw putus ama kurus itu rhmyes loh, ada linkny ga yah?

gue tau ini post geje, tapi bosen nunggu bola sia.
waktu mggu lalu mah rame2 di msn ngerjain PI, jadi ga bosen.
jam 3 begni mn ad yg ol? emank jrg ktmu org jg si akhir2 ini...
anw entah napa hape gue error sms baru ada tandanya stelah 2 jam lebih. sigh.

karena gue sedih sakit kyknya ga sembuh2:

Merah, kuning, hijau, coklat muda & coklat tua jadi satu, apaan tuh..??
Bob Marley masuk pramuka

Kuda apa yg paling capek..??
kuda..ki gunung sambil jongkok

hantu apa yang paling pinter ngitung2?
han, tu, three, four, five, dst...

Bebek yang terkenal...
Bebekstreet Boys

Apa itu cemilan?...
Cebelum cepuluh, cecudah celapan

Bagaimana suara kucing kalo jalannya mundur?
...gnooooem

Apakah itu limau?
duau ditambah tigau :)

every now and then I get a little bit tired listening to the sound of my tears
every now and then I get a little bit terrified then I see the look in ur eyes

Elevation of gold bears

2008-04-08T17:27:00.002+08:00

Knapa pemerintah indo itu sering bodoh???

Begini ceritanya,
kan katanya Indonesia mau act against internet porn
terutama gara2 Film Fitna yg dibuat ama Geert Wilders dari Belanda nyebar
katanya itu offensive in SARA way, jujur gue belom liat.
jadi niatnye ngeblok smua yang hubungan ama itu, well, masi bisa diterima
bnernya gue agk pissed juga ma tu film si

lalu pagi ini ada berita,
Multiply Youtube Rapidsare Metacafe di blok ama internet Indo
ah betapa bodohnya, dan tolol.
ibaratnya, mau halangin tikus masuk ke dalam rumah, terus pintunya dipaku,
total ampe ga ada yang bisa masuk juga.

Ini bagian lucunya.
Youtube di blok tapi Pornotube tidak.
Dvd bajakan porno masi banyak banget di Glodok
orang2 yang uda punya acc Rapidshare di indo rugi deh.

Pengen cepet2 ke sg jadinya :(

Electrocute me with your smile.

2008-04-07T03:38:00.004+08:00

Bleah. I feel sick.

Well, actually, emank gue lagi sakit sih :(
Jangan minum air es banyak2 abis olahraga -dan ternyata karaoke juga.

Okeh, g hampir menyerah ngerekam lagu buat andrew, ada yg tau program bagus?

Baru tau dari Julian (ko malah yg di Sg yg tau), ternyata internet tersayang lagi nyoba ngeblok situs2 yang berbau fitna (baca: bokep) gara2 mahluk yang namanya Roy Suryo. Aduh mas, mas, banyak warga kelaperan ko malah gerecokin orang2 buka bokep.

Well, dengan bodohnya, yang mau di-blok ama fastnet cum speedy, itu situs2 yang bnernya lumayan membantu seperti kaskus.us (dload film darimana ntar?), blogspot (makany gue ga bs buka), dan youtube (bagian mana si bokepnya).
satu kata : geblek.

Alhasil, dalam hitungan jam, ada response yang jelas.
Ya pindah situs bokepnya lah, bikin baru.
Dasar orang2 pinter masalah beginian, coba cari alternatif BBM begini.

Oh btw itu masuk SCTV gt deh, dan bonyok gue liat.
Bokap komentar : kaskus yang biasa kamu buka itu situs bokep yah?
SCTV kurang ajar, kaskus itu lebih dari situs bokep yah. Generalisasi.
Pdhl yang gue buka bagian film2 n dagangan ko (ga legal juga sii, oh well...)

On a brighter note, saya sedang senang untuk seseorang (sadar sendiri lah)
Jarang2 loh bisa ada perasaan begini, kali ini rasanya tulus, mskpun kaget :P
Wish all the best dan enjoy aja deh, hehe.

Gue ngelindur, ya jelas lah, ini jam 3 pagi dan gue ga enak tidur :(
Oh josep, bobo ama gadis itu mahal lah, denger2 kalo di Sg berkisar dari SGD 45-240 (cuma dgr doank)

pengen ngasi tebak2an : Apakah itu limau?

I'm the one who wants to be with you
Deep inside I hope you feel it to

Velvet rain with red noses.

2008-04-06T00:30:00.003+08:00

argh. Internet error entah brapa lama.
Buka blog aja ga bisa, cih.

ini conversation asli pas gue naek taksi jam 6 malem.

Gue: Mas, tolong ke kolam renang di Bintaro Sektor 1 yah.
Supir: Oh, oke deh mas. Ko malem2 begini berenang? Sendiri?
Gue: ah ga juga ko, mau ke tempat fitnessnya. sendiri sih tapi.
Supir: Haha, mas cari cewek ajaa. Biar keliatannya ga begitu sedih.
Gue: ........................................ (%$**(&%%#$%!!)

Kurang ajaarr.... gue lagi pilek! darimana jg tiba2 nyasar nyari ce?
well, kata miko sii... pilek = merana, merana = jomblo (?)

haha. Hari ini nyokap ultah, Happy Bday deh. diajak ke bandung, dan dengan bodohnya pergi jam 6 pagi, pulang jam 3 sore. Jujur pala pusing, mata kunang2 gara2 bangun pagi, utg ga nyetir.

sudah lama rasanya ga ktemu orang2 di msn :(

Majalah apa yang paling mahal? Bobo ama Gadis

Panda apa yg manis, imut, ngegemesin, dan gak ngebosenin?
Pandangin gue aja ampe puas.....

How I wish we could go back in time.
Do you ever recall those old memories at all?
or do I ever cross your mind?

verses of love

2008-04-05T16:05:00.002+08:00

gue baru nonton ayat2 cinta
salah satu film paling lucu yg pernah gue tonton
sepanjang film gue senyum-senyum sendiri

"memangnya nggak ada, perempuan Indonesia yang cocok buat kamu"
-Ibu Fahri kepada Fahri, Ayat-Ayat Cinta, 08:26

denger line ini gue jadi inget dialog gue sama nenek gue di Jogja

waktu itu gue duduk di meja makan sebelah kakek gue. terus nenek gue dateng dan bilang

nenek : minggir, minggir. mbah mau duduk sebelah mantan pacar
sekeluarga : (ketawa)
gue : (dalam hati) buset dah nenek gue romantis banget, udah 60 tahun kawin ga bosen apa (sambil pindah kursi)
nenek gue : eh sini, mbah mau tanya (sambil senyum-senyum), kamu udah punya pacar belum??
gue : ermm... belum mbah (rada tongue tied, MANA GUE TAU BAKAL DITANYA GINIAN AMA NENEK GUE)
nenek gue : ooo... (tiba2 mukanya serius) iya iya... tapi jangan cari perempuan singapur yah

JANGAN CARI PEREMPUAN SINGAPUR YAH"
nasihat dari nenek gue yang diberikan November 2007. Dan kayaknya itu bukan cuma nasihat doang, itu juga kutukan. Jadi kayaknya gue ga bakal pernah punya cewe singaporean.

Sialan.

song of the day: The Strokes - You Only Live Once

serius_loe_jon
Don't, don't, don't get up
I can't see the sunshine

deja vu

2008-04-03T20:03:00.003+08:00

KISAH NYATA:
kemaren gue abis latihan Finale buat ACJC International Friendship Day (gue maen drum), trus gue naek ke lantai 9 sendirian (orang2 udah pada jalan duluan). Pas gue dah mau naik, tiba2 ada seorang cewe masuk ke lift itu. Jadilah gue berdua ama cewe itu. Terjadilah dialog berikut ini:

gue : (diem)
cewe itu: hey, did u play the drum just now?
gue : erm... yeah... why?
cewe itu: wow thats so cool. anyway, my name is (SHIT GUE LUPA NAMA DIA SAPA)
gue : oh hi, i'm rahardhi
cewe itu: r u indon?
gue : yes
cewe itu: i'm also indon, you know (TAPI KOK GA NGOMONG BAHASA INDON SIH MBAK)

trus tiba tiba liftnya bunyi TING, tandanya udah nyampe di lantai 9

gue : haha ok, see you around
cewe itu: yeah, bye

sialan kenapa sih gue gak tinggal di lantai 29 biar ngobrolnya rada lama
emang nasib gue
sialan udah berapa kali nih begini
di sekolah juga
bagi cewe yang merasa ngobrol ama gue waktu itu,
gue ga keberatan kok ngobrol lagi

song of the day: Jet - Are You Gonna Be My Girl?

serius_loe_jon
maybe you're right
unlucky flirt-cum-pussy

Only water and high heels.

2008-04-03T19:05:00.003+08:00

Okay, there's this stupid email sent to me about how to "impress",
I'm not desperate! haiz.
But it may be useful someday for someone, huh?

Let’s face it; dating is never easy (unless you’re George Clooney and well…you’re not). God created Eve for Adam; one woman for one man. Unfortunately, now there are a million more Adams fighting for that one Eve. The only way to win this ‘Singles War’ is to be ready for battle. Lock and load, gentlemen. Here are 10 basic rules that can take you from being ‘that guy’ to ‘her guy’.

No False Advertising

Your profile picture is the first thing we look at. If you haven’t posted your picture, do it. And no, we don’t want to see your prom picture from 1987 (even though that was a good year). Make sure the picture is of you only and not of you and some hot girl. We already know you are a heterosexual man – no need to prove it. We’re here to meet you, not your favorite Hooters girl.

Be Creative

Women like men who think outside the box. So spice up that profile of yours. Put in a funny quirk about yourself or a quote from your favorite relative. No novels, please. We want to get some idea who you are, not read ‘War and Peace.’ Once you’ve set your date, be sure to make a plan. Take it up a notch up from coffee. As my comedienne friend, Chelsea Handler, says, “What’s a coffee date gonna lead to? A piggy-back ride?” Some good date ideas are a picnic in the park, a day at a local art fair, or a sporting event.

Humor is Hot

Though the number-one thing a girl desires in a guy is a sense of humor (really?), we’re not looking for Josh, the JDate Jokester. Women want someone light-hearted whom they can enjoy being around. A man who can laugh at himself is very sexy, so don’t take yourself so seriously. And please please please…. do not quote Seinfeld. We know that it’s your favorite show, but if we want to re-visit the “Contest” episode, we’ll buy the DVD.

Dress to Impress

Girls put an effort into getting ready for you. You should do the same. You don’t have to look like you stepped off the runways of Milan, but be aware of what’s in style. Acid-washed jeans are never a good idea unless you’re a drummer in a hair metal band. The sockless thing may have worked for Don Johnson, but times have changed. Finally, leave the Drakkar and man jewelry at home. Women don’t like to be out-scented or accessorized.

Have Game

Be confident, but don’t act too *censored*y. Make eye contact. A man who looks at the ground is either insecure or a serial killer (LOL). Keep the conversation about yourself to a minimum. Ask questions about your date. Be complimentary, but don’t overdo it. Conversation topics like “How many JDates I’ve had this week” or “How I spent five grand on my new plasma TV” are not attractive. Don’t flirt with the waitress. If you have a wandering eye and we catch you in the act, it’s best to fake a seizure.

Edit Button

We want you to be open and honest. However, on the first date, you might want to keep the “why I hate my ex-wife” discussions to a minimum. I once went out with a guy who told me his last girlfriend was an adult film star. All I kept imagining was him at the AVN awards clapping for his girlfriend, Cherry Blossoms, who had just won for her work in “Sodomania II.” Oh, and FYI, keep the details of your sexual proclivities to yourself. If we want to learn more, we’ll let you know. Subtly.

Mind Your Manners

Please be on time and if you’re going to be late, just call. Open the car door for her. Pull her seat out. Turn your cell phone off. If you are meeting her somewhere, offer to pay for her valet. If you are driving her home, walk her to the door. Most importantly, if it’s your first date, GRAB THE CHECK. Most women today will offer to pay, but we are just testing you. Make sure you get an A+.

Keep It Clean

You don’t have to be a neat freak, but make sure your place looks presentable when inviting a girl in. We know you weren't on "Extreme Home Makeover," but we don't want to see the aftermath of Hurricane Francis either. Just get rid of all the empty beer bottles and Chinese food from the night before and put all your “Playboys” in a drawer for safekeeping.

No Eager Beavers

We’re looking for a man, not a stalker. Court the girl, be attentive, but try not to overstay your welcome. There is nothing worse than the guy who won’t go away. It’s like getting up at the curtain of a bad musical, only to find out there are three more acts left. My friend Kimmie once had a guy tell her on their second date, “I think I’m falling in love with you.” Needless to say, she ran like Forrest Gump.

Follow Through

The rules for the movie “Swingers” don’t apply anymore. If you are truly interested, you will call the next day. No 3-10 day waiting period. Really into her? Make a plan for a second date at the end of your first date. That lets her know you mean business. Once you start seeing the girl, don’t pull a bad magic act where you appear and disappear at your own convenience. We notice the minute you show disinterest, and most of us won’t wait around for you to come back.

Okay, soldiers – use this knowledge as your secret weapon. Now, go get that girl!

well, maybe I could use some stuff after all :)

Fly me up to where you are beyond the distant stars.

Of green walls and yellow posters.

2008-04-02T14:55:00.005+08:00

ada udang dibalik panci.

hahaha. Ngantuk siah, smaleman nonton bola yang bnerny g ksel gra2 ManU menang lagi, padahal Roma ad bberapa decent chances. Utg bgt si aton ga nonton, ga nonton aja jadinya bangun jam 9 lewat y ton yah? hahahaa.

Oh, dan smaleman lucunya kita (baca: gue aton jul) dengan isenknya ngerjain PI bwt PW gt deh. Karena ngerjainnya bertiga, slesai lmyn cpet, ide badai otak jg lumayan. Sadar sesuatu, PW itu bnernya not so bad kalo kita kerja ama orang2 yang uda kita kenal dan lancar diskusinya. Jadi bnernya PW group itu ngaruh skali yahh...

Ini bagian keluh-kesah, karena supir tiba2 berhenti tanpa alesan yang jelas, jadinya g yg jadi supir :( bangun pagi2, balik tidur lagi, ntar sore jemput lagi... Haiz, bukan gimana ato apaa, cm g benci macet, apalagi kalo lupa bawa memory card buat psg lagu.

You don't mean to be cruel
Never even knew about the heartache I've been going through

More Jokes.

2008-04-02T01:41:00.000+08:00

Oh ini lanjutan dari tebak2an post sebelomnya:

Olah raga apa yg paling berat?
Catur. Masa kuda ama benteng diangkat-angkat

Apakah perbedaan antara seorang pahlawan dan seorang perawan?
Pahlawan berjuang sampai titik darah penghabisan,
sedangkan perawan berjuang hingga titik darah yg pertama

Hewan apa yg paling aneh?
Belalang kupu-kupu. Soalnya kalo siang makan nasi
kalo malam minum susu

Siapa wanita Indonesia yg paling kuat?
Nyonya Meneer, berdiri sejak th.1918

Kenapa kijang tiada duanya?
Karena indosiar memang untuk anda (ultimate sia, favorit dah)

Bangsawan Inggris yg terkenal dgn acara lawak di TV?
Sir Mulat

Kenapa Superman nggak kawin ama Wonderwoman?
Ya ga jodoh aja gt.

Burung apa yang sayapnya satu?
Burung ngelamar kerjaan, sayap satunya biar gaya megang map

Orang apa kalau dipukul gak sakit-sakit?
Orang ga kena yeee....

Let it be.

2008-03-31T01:14:00.005+08:00

Your gift, my curse.

chatting session slesai, g malah jadi sedih, cih..

2 hari ini nginep di rumah sodara, dan g baru sadar kalo kami ngumpul2 tu kedengran ama orang luar kayak orang sakit jiwa kali yah... ada cewe nangis di kasir dihibur ama temennya, bukan apa tapi bikin lama soalnya, tiba2 ada yang nyeletuk "dia emank gitu ko"..begitu pergi, baru sadar kalo cewe itu nangis gara2 keluarga bukan masalah pacar. hmph.

oh bagi yang suka martabak manis, ada yang ternyata terkenal seluruh Indonesia di Jakarta, pusatnya di Rawamangun, namanya martabak Favorit. ada nomer hape si, cm g lupa nyatet.

baru nonton film hantu Indo judulnya "Kesurupan" - planet hollywood cm 10rb, isenk. Kocak sia, ngikutin exorcist yang ptama gt ad sikap kangkang, leher muter, dan sebagainya. Untung endingny lumayan menarik, kalo ga parah deh tu film. Yang bisa didapet dari tu film : jangan suka bengong, dan jangan suka ambil apa2 dari kuburan orang.

Since mood gue ga gt bagus skrg rasanya,
daritadi nyari2 jokes supaya bisa tertawa kembali, helps a bit.

bagi yang suka tebak-tebakan pasti suka :

Hewan apa yg bersaudara?
Katak beradik

Apa yg dikatakan orang bisu pertama kali bisa ngomong?
Tes.. tes... 1 2 3 dicoba...

Binatang yg paling dibenci anjing laut?
Kucing laut

Kenapa ayam kalo berkokok matanya merem?
Karena udah hapal teksnya

Apa bedanya pemurung dg pemulung?
Pemurung tidak pernah merasa gembira,
sedangkan pemulung tidak pelnah melasa gembila

Kenapa Afrika negaranya miskin?
Karena terlalu sibuk ngeriting rambut

Apa bedanya sekretaris baik sama sekretaris seksi?
Sekretaris baik "selamat pagi pak"
Sekretaris seksi "sudah pagi pak"

Kenapa Bumi makin panas?
Karena Matahari buka cabang dimana-mana

Kenapa Sri Rama memilih Sinta?
Karena kulit Santi tak seputih kulit Sinta

Gimana cara terbang ke matahari tanpa kepanasan?
Perginya malam hari

Was I out of my head, was I out of my mind?
How could I ever been so blind?
I was waiting for an indication, it was hard to find

L is for the way you look at me (loser?)

2008-03-29T04:38:00.004+08:00

Something's disturbing, I shouldn't care in the first place, oh well.

Hahaha...wish I can do close to this for my next scholarship test...

Hari ini pusing sia, udah badan rasanya sakit, well, akhirnya tidur mulu gitu, dan komputer ntah napa rasanya agk rusak, mungkin motherboardnya... Jadi barusan spent 2 jam ngutak-ngutik, including buka sekrup bersihin kipas di dalem laptop, haiz...

Akhirnya skrg ud lumayan bner si, tapi jadinya format ulang semuanya deh, darn. Thank God for external hard drive.. Hehe maap dhea saya betulinnya lama, skrg ud bs tp :)

Nice quotation:

PW - Pointless Work; EOM makes us EMO; I & R - Irritating & Retch-able; WR - Wasted Rubbish

(Because we get really irritated when we are forced to do things like these.)

"Homework, I command thee, BE DONE! "
- Calvin and Hobbes

If only that were true.

When all the broken-hearted people, living in the world agree
There will be an answer, let it be.