One day a little girl came running into her house yelling, "Mommy, I got five dollars!"
The mother was curious, so she asked her child where she got the five dollars from.
The little girl replied, ''Tommy down the street gave me five dollars for doing cartwheel while he sat in the tree. The mother told her daughter, "Don't you know that Tommy is just trying to see your panties."
''OOOOhhhh'' said the little girl.
The next day the little girl came running into the house yelling, "Mommy, I got ten dollars. The mother asked, "Where did you get the ten dollars from?" The little girl replied, "Tommy down the street gave me ten dollars for doing a cartwheel while he sat up in the tree and laughed." The mother replied, "Didn't I tell you that he is...''
Before the mother could finish, the little girl said, ''Wait Mommy. I tricked him, I didn't wear any panties today.''
Why was the musician arrested? because he got in treble.Why did Mozart sell his chickens? They couldn't stop saying "Bach,Bach".
Okay, I'm not fanie (duh?)
Hari ini agak kurang produktif sih, sharian k rs jaga tante, nmenin bokap potong rambut, trus balik...oh selamat buat Sriwijaya yg menang Liga Indonesia pdahal baru 3 taun berdiri! enak juga dengerin radio live sambil makan roti bakar...lol... hmm...still waiting for BNI ppl to call ttg job application nih, yah mana mungkin telp pas cny jg sih...hehe...
Trick of the post : What do the Hulk, the Riddler, and traffic lights have in common?
Mawar ini semakin layu tak ada yang memiliki
Seperti aku ini semakin pupus
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