Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Love Letter

This is a love letter from a boy to a girl....

The girl's father does not like him and want them stop their relationship
and so.. the boy wrote this letter to the girl..
he knows that the girl's father will definitely read this letter.. 


"The great love that I have for you
is gone, and I find my dislike for you
grows every day. When I see you, 
I do not even like your face;

the one thing that I want to do is to
look at other girls. I never wanted to 
marry you. Our last conversation
was very boring and has not
made me look forward to seeing you again. 
You think only of yourself.

If we were married, I know that I would find
life very difficult, and I would have no 
pleasure in living with you. I have a heart
to give, but it is not something that
I want to give to you. No one is more 
foolish and selfish than you, and you are not
able to care for me and help me.

I sincerely want you to understand that 
I speak the truth. You will do me a favor
if you think this is the end. Do not try
to answer this. Your letters are full of 
things that do not interest me. You have no
true love for me. Good-bye! Believe me,
I do not care for you. Please do not think that 
I am still your boyfriend."

So bad!!
Think so? read odd-numbered lines only.

becomes:

"The great love that I have for you
grows every day. When I see you, 
the one thing that I want to do is to
marry you. Our last conversation
made me look forward to seeing you again. 

If we were married, I know that I would find
pleasure in living with you. I have a heart
I want to give to you. No one is more 
able to care for me and help me.
I speak the truth. You will do me a favor
to answer this. Your letters are full of 
true love for me. Good-bye! Believe me,
I am still your boyfriend."

smart and sweet, huh?

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