Saturday, February 28, 2009

Counter pick up line

Should it be called drop line?

HE: Can I buy you a drink?
SHE : Actually I'd rather have the money.

HE : I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours. 
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours. 

HE: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice? 
SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice. 

HE: How did you get to be so beautiful? 
SHE : I must've been given your share. 

HE: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
SHE : Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.

HE: Your face must turn a few heads.
SHE : And your face must turn a few stomachs.

HE: Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out.
SHE: Okay, get out.

HE: I think I could make you very happy.
SHE : Why? Are you leaving? 

HE : What would you say if I asked you to marry me? 
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time. 

HE: Can I have your name? 
SHE : Why? Don't you already have one? 

HE: Shall we go see a movie?
SHE : I've already seen it. 

HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE : Hiding from you.

HE: Haven't I seen you some place before?
SHE: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore. 

HE: Is this seat empty?
SHE : Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

HE: So, what do you do for a living?
SHE : I'm a female impersonator. 

HE: Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE : Do not enter. 

HE: Your body is like a temple. 
SHE: Sorry, there are no services today. 

HE: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
SHE : If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

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